Awesomeoff.com facilitates the competition for pure awesomeness. We salute all endeavors of mankind that are done, simply for the purpose of being awesome.

There is a distinct element here that you must understand. All that is great is not necessarily awesome. Michale Phelps, for example, just accomplished an amazing feat by winning his 8 gold medals in the 2008 Summer games in Bejing. But with his cleanly trimmed haircut, his space-age swimming suit, and nailed on swim cap.. he has stopped short of the awesomeness bar that Mark Spitz once set.

Mark Spitz won 7 gold medals in the 1972 olympics, and he did it with a full head of hair, no swim cap, and one of the most classic moustaches of all time. It is this spirit of clinging to a dated style, even while pursuing something as great as Olympic gold medals, that we salute here.

But we believe awesomeoff can serve a great purpose as well. There are great things in this world that defy the traditional means of measurement. There are competitions world-wide to decide who is the fastest, the most skilled, or the most attractive. There are courts of law and halls of government where the lawyers and leaders of the world compete in the finer art of debate.

But were else can you fine Sasquatch pitted against Jesus Christ in a epic struggle for the title of most awesome? Where else can the Hamburgler go head-to-head with a pez dispenser? Where else can a tattoo of Abe Lincoln go mano e mano with a chia pet? Nowhere. You can't find that, anywhere—and you know you want it.