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Zombies
ZOMBIES
Rank: Colonel The Dude
Nominated by The Dude
Special Selection March 09

THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU MARTHA!

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Zombies was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Bukowski


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Moonshine


Stallone - Over the Top


Theo Jansen's Art


General Lee 01


BigDog Robot


Boyfriend Pillow


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


The Hamburger Bed


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Badass Mountain Men


Centaurs


Liquor and Guns Drive Thru


Tater Tots


Ronald Jenkees


Kryptonite


Toothpick Beard


Rock-Afire Explosion


Hot Chicks with Guns


Bubblewrap


WAKE n' BACON


The Greening of the Chicago River


The Irish


Brand New White Socks


White Zombie


Subdermal Implants


Phuket Vegetarian Festival


Ralph Wiggum


Bowling


Jesus Pan


Sandcastlematt


Paul Bunyan


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Zombies was voted LESS AWESOME than:

WAKE n' BACON


Chewbacca


Shaved Ball Cap


Venus Fly Traps


Nikola Tesla


Crop Circles


El Chupacabra


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


Aurora Borealis


Ski Dubai


Beer Maids


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Scraper Bike


Rollerman


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Hunter S. Thompson


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon

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El Chupacabra
EL CHUPACABRA
Rank: Schultz Jerza
Nominated by Jerza
Special Selection November 08

El Chupacabra is the South American equivalent of Sasquatch. That's the simplest way to describe it. The name translates litterally to "The Goatsucker", based on his legend as being a creature that preys on farmer's livestock. His legend first emerged in Puerto Rico in 1995, after eight sheep were found dead, each with three puncture wounds in their chest and all the blood drained from their bodies.

Since that date sightings of this, or similar creatures been logged in Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, the Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Peru, the United States, and Russia. Dozens of strange animal carcasses have been found that people believed to be Chupacabras, but all that have been examined have had more realistic explanations. But the most common events accredited to him are dead livestock with gaping holes and sucked dry of blood. Pretty creepy stuff.

The legend of his appearance varies, but he usually has lizard like skin, a alienish head, with big fangs, long claws and usually walks up right. Believe in him or not, El Chupacabra is here to stay.

See my favorite El Chupacabra video here.  Pure genius.

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El Chupacabra was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Nikola Tesla


General Lee 01


The Couch Dress


D & D Dice


Giant Nintendo Controller


Meat Suitcase


Cats That Can Use the Potty


Dung Beetles


General Lee 01


Teardrop Trailer


Paramahansa Yogananda


Plush Labbit Mustache


Mock Apple Pie


Vibrating Hugulets


Dwight K. Schrute


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Zombies


El Chupacabra was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Crop Circles


Chewbacca


Shaved Ball Cap


Jesus Christ


Sasquatch


Nikola Tesla


Hand Turkey


Crop Circles


Crop Circles


Robocop on a Unicorn


Freerunning


President Obama


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Badass Mountain Men


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Johnny Cash


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Emperor Norton


Walking on the Moon

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Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Zombies ) on 9/10/2009
2500 to Zombies! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to xyop96 on 9/10/2009
Hey! How come you have two gold bars before me? I have 100 more votes than you! reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about El Chupacabra ) on 9/4/2009
I expect El Chupacabra to get a boost in the voting this month with CNN reporting that a real "goat sucker" has been killed and preserved in South Texas reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Zombies ) on 3/26/2009
Zombies are hands more awesome then everything this month by far... just think of George Romero and all the amazing movies he has created.. Where would we be today if it wasn't for the 1968 horror classic night of the living dead. Sure Wake N Bacon is a cool idea and tater tots are delicious but a good zombie movie is fun for the the whole family :) reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to xyop96 on 3/26/2009
I'm forced to agree with you. WNB just seems like a house fire waiting to happen, and that is DEFINITELY not Awesome! reply

AKNeal replied to The Dude on 3/27/2009
But Fire is awesome. So maybe thats the alure. if you hit the snooze button too many times you wake up to the smell of all your worldy possesions(including you newly purchased wake an bacon) ablaze. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to AKNeal on 3/27/2009
I think Midnight Oil resolved this argument in their monograph "How Can We Sleep Whilst Our Beds Are Burning?" reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 3/27/2009
Good call, Olav. And besides as much as I love Bacon, the fear of dying in my bed outweighs my love. And besides that, HOW CAN YOU VOTE AGAINST ZOMBIES?!?! reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to on 3/27/2009
Or, "How can we sleep while our pet are burning?" reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Zombies ) on 3/4/2009
We all are going to become Zombies one day, How can anyone vote against themself? reply

Rank: Gomer Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy
Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy replied to xyop96 on 3/13/2009
No way, Jesus will save me. Or at least my Jesus pan. reply

Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Ivana B. Awesome commented ( about El Chupacabra ) on 11/17/2008
You can watch my favorite El Chupa Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzSN7he2BUE reply


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