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       VAMPIRES
The whole exhaustion of living forever has been well documented in recent films and television, and sure it would suck to never see the sun—But there is something pretty cool about going through life as a total badass, only having to fear someone driving a wooden stake through your heart. Vampires are mythological beings who survive by feeding on the blood of living creatures. They are usually described as undead, but a vampire could be a living person. They have very pale skin, large fangs, can change into a bat, sleep in a coffin, they are nocturnal, and the only way to kill one is to drive a wooden stake through its heart.
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     X-RAY VISION
X-ray vision is the power to see through solid objects. Many comic books and movies have characters with this ability, the most famous is probably Superman. X-Ray vision quite often doesn't involve X-Rays which would need to bounce of something and come back, instead it is usually just whatever the user decides he wants to see through just becomes transparent. Who wouldn't want to have X-Ray vision, its just plain awesome. You could see, like, through walls, through a lady's clothes.. or ... hmm... through walls... or even through a lady's clothes!
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So the inside of my head has apparently been nominated as AWESOME. Vote for 'X-Ray Vision' on AwesomeOff.com: http://ow.ly/gDRt
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Okay, someone has to stand up for Vampires. Lets assume for the same of awesomeness that we are not talking about Anne Rice, or sparkling twilight 90210 vampires.
Think Richard A. Matherson`s I am Legend, think Stoker, think most badass Halloween costume when you were a kid, think Lesbian Vampire Killers, come on guys. reply high five
OK... here are some great Vampires:
30 Days of Night The Night Flier Let The Right One In The Hunger Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Blackula The Night Stalker Near Dark And you're right... Richard Matheson's novella is totally freakkin' AWESOME. reply high five
Has anyone seen 28 Days Later? Although its not really vampires (better version of I Am Legend), its close and that movie was awesome.
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We were not talking about the movie I am Legend but the book. 28 Days later was classified as a Zombie flick I believe, and tbh I preferred 28 Weeks later.
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Ah the book, gotcha. And yeah zombies are a better way of describing the 28 (measurement of time) Later series, though Days was better than Weeks imo.
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I went to 28 Days Later with someone who thought it was going to be a sequel to the movie "28 Days." My date was honestly surprised that Sandra Bullock wasn't in it.
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Didn't that happen to Pam on the Office? Do I just watch too much tv? Also, I am in agreement, the I Am Legend book was way way better than the movie.
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I Am Legend was a decent film, but didn't have the balls to drive home the final point and end it the way the book did. Even the alternate endings didn't work well for me. I enjoyed the movie, but the book is epic.
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Oh completely, because after I watched the movie, I was stuck trying to figure out exactly why he should be considered a "legend". After I read the book, the clouds were lifted.
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It's a great little canuxploitation flick. I have the DVD signed by one of the stars.
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Hey, let's not forget the Blade series. Because the only thing better than being a vampire, is being half-vampire. That and seeing Jessica Biel kick some a** in that tight leather ensemble.
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I would remind everyone that Triple H (the WWE wrestler) wasa vampire in Blade Trinity. Draw your own conclusions about the Awesomeness from that. (He did own a vampire Pomeranian. I own a Pomeranian and even I wouldn't argue that Pomeranians are Awesome.)
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Now wait a minute,
Pomeranians are more awesome then.... Ok, yeah they pretty much suck. reply high five
vampires were awesome before the whole twilight bull-crap came out... instead of ripping people to shreds lets sit in the woods and stare at each other .. plz nobody tell any 14 yr old emo girl about this site
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You know what? No! Vampires were ruined by Anne Rice. I'll push it back that far. And I'll even go so far as to say that the only redeeming quality that vampires have going for them is Kate Beckinsale. Not Underworld, per se, just Kate Beckinsale.
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You know what? I want to nominate Kate Beckinsale in tight patent leather with guns for August.
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