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X-Ray Vision
X-RAY VISION
Rank: Pepper Tiberius Rex
Nominated by Tiberius Rex

X-ray vision is the power to see through solid objects. Many comic books and movies have characters with this ability, the most famous is probably Superman.

X-Ray vision quite often doesn't involve X-Rays which would need to bounce of something and come back, instead it is usually just whatever the user decides he wants to see through just becomes transparent. Who wouldn't want to have X-Ray vision, its just plain awesome. You could see, like, through walls, through a lady's clothes.. or ... hmm... through walls... or even through a lady's clothes!

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The Recliner
THE RECLINER
Rank: Burr LONG LIVE THE ZIOX
Nominated by LONG LIVE THE ZIOX

Not much to say here, but if you've ever had a quality, broken in recliner.. then you know what the hell is going on. Recliners are not about anything other than the perfection of lounging

Did you know Napoleon can take credit for the invention of the recliner? He created a portable camp bed that reclined and allowed for laid back seating while he was out and about with his army.

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D.W. Shrift commented ( about The Recliner ) on 7/13/2009
Recliners promote laziness. No one earns awesome from being lazy. 'Nuff said. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to D.W. Shrift on 7/13/2009
I'm the laziest man I know, and I'm pretty Awesome. Just ask my mom. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to on 7/14/2009
I refer you to `Time Enough for Love` by Robert A. Heinlein, specifically The Man who was too Lazy to Fail... reply high five

Rank: Klinger nullalux
nullalux commented ( about X-Ray Vision ) on 7/6/2009
So the inside of my head has apparently been nominated as AWESOME. Vote for 'X-Ray Vision' on AwesomeOff.com: http://ow.ly/gDRt reply high five1


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