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X-Ray Vision
X-RAY VISION
Rank: Pepper Tiberius Rex
Nominated by Tiberius Rex

X-ray vision is the power to see through solid objects. Many comic books and movies have characters with this ability, the most famous is probably Superman.

X-Ray vision quite often doesn't involve X-Rays which would need to bounce of something and come back, instead it is usually just whatever the user decides he wants to see through just becomes transparent. Who wouldn't want to have X-Ray vision, its just plain awesome. You could see, like, through walls, through a lady's clothes.. or ... hmm... through walls... or even through a lady's clothes!

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Praying Mantises
PRAYING MANTISES
Rank: Schultz Awesome Igi
Nominated by Awesome Igi

Simple list of qualifications:

  1. giant bugs you can actually pick up and play with
  2. camouflage experts
  3. are 3 inches long bug can see 60 feet.
  4. can swivel head 180-300 degrees
  5. have compound eyes for wide angle viewing
  6. THE FEMALE GETS BUSY WITH THE MALE AND THEN BITES HIS F***ING HEAD OFF

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Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Praying Mantises ) on 7/14/2009
There is no other insect or arachnid that can make me think, "what if this was an intelligent extra-terrestrial?" more than Praying Mantises. These little critters are so awesome. In so many pics they look like they're thinking, planning, scheming... reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to the_mad_nader on 7/14/2009
I always think of Zorak from the Space Ghost cartoons. I was sitting on my couch the other day, when I realized a baby Mantis was sitting on my window screen right behind me. And I thought to myself, The babies seem even more evil than the adults.... That's pretty Awesome. reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to The Dude on 7/15/2009
Zorak, yes! Or for the old skool RPG nerds out there, a Vrusk from Star Frontiers! reply high five

Rank: Klinger nullalux
nullalux commented ( about X-Ray Vision ) on 7/6/2009
So the inside of my head has apparently been nominated as AWESOME. Vote for 'X-Ray Vision' on AwesomeOff.com: http://ow.ly/gDRt reply high five1

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Praying Mantises ) on 7/4/2009
ive always been told that theese are illegal to kill.......... :/ i should be arrested reply high five


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