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X-Ray Vision
X-RAY VISION
Rank: Pepper Tiberius Rex
Nominated by Tiberius Rex

X-ray vision is the power to see through solid objects. Many comic books and movies have characters with this ability, the most famous is probably Superman.

X-Ray vision quite often doesn't involve X-Rays which would need to bounce of something and come back, instead it is usually just whatever the user decides he wants to see through just becomes transparent. Who wouldn't want to have X-Ray vision, its just plain awesome. You could see, like, through walls, through a lady's clothes.. or ... hmm... through walls... or even through a lady's clothes!

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Pirate Parts
PIRATE PARTS
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Ok, pirates are smelly, surly, misogynistic, uneducated, violent, diseased, cursed, they're pathetic conversationalists, and down right lousy in the sack. But were going to forget all of that for now, and focus on the details. What makes pirates awesome are the pieces, the Pirate Parts. The Jolly Roger, treasure maps, hook hands, peg legs, glass eyes, shoulder parrots, puffy shirts, TREASURE CHESTS!?! Are you kidding me? Forget the raping and pillaging, and focus on their ability to accessorize, and, well, pirate life is the life for me!

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Rank: Klinger nullalux
nullalux commented ( about X-Ray Vision ) on 7/6/2009
So the inside of my head has apparently been nominated as AWESOME. Vote for 'X-Ray Vision' on AwesomeOff.com: http://ow.ly/gDRt reply high five1

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel commented ( about this matchup ) on 7/5/2009
Lets see.. enhanced vision beyond the means of normal human capabilities or being handicapped. I think I know what I'm picking. reply high five


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