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Obama Ninja-Chops Fly
OBAMA NINJA-CHOPS FLY
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Breaking News: Obama Swats Fly
and sends message to the world .

..and that message is clearly...don't

F***

...wid the prez.

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X-Ray Vision
X-RAY VISION
Rank: Pepper Tiberius Rex
Nominated by Tiberius Rex

X-ray vision is the power to see through solid objects. Many comic books and movies have characters with this ability, the most famous is probably Superman.

X-Ray vision quite often doesn't involve X-Rays which would need to bounce of something and come back, instead it is usually just whatever the user decides he wants to see through just becomes transparent. Who wouldn't want to have X-Ray vision, its just plain awesome. You could see, like, through walls, through a lady's clothes.. or ... hmm... through walls... or even through a lady's clothes!

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Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi commented ( about Obama Ninja-Chops Fly ) on 7/8/2009
We are so used to our president being semi-retarded that we think it is awesome that he can swat a fly. =( reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Ghazi on 7/8/2009
How can you be used to that? Obama has been in office for less than a year! reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Olav Rokne on 7/8/2009
I was referring to Bush, sorry for the confusion. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Ghazi on 7/8/2009
But how can you be referring to Bush? He never swatted a fly on camera? reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Olav Rokne on 7/8/2009
I was saying that Bush lowered the standard for being president so far that we think it is awesome that Obama can swat a fly. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Ghazi on 7/8/2009
I'm not sure I understand? Are you implying that Bush wasn't a good president?

Didn't he defend America from BLTs in Iraq? Didn't he stop Saddam and al-Jazeera from perpetrating another 7-11? reply high five

Rank: Klinger mrpancakes
mrpancakes replied to on 7/8/2009
Yeah and Bush thought we had fifty two states, and aren't you from Canada? reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to mrpancakes on 7/8/2009
Isn't it 55 states by now?

Does England count? reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to on 7/8/2009
I am Canadian and American. Born in Oregon, currently going to school in Quebec City. reply high five

Rank: Klinger mrpancakes
mrpancakes replied to Ghazi on 7/8/2009
Ok gotcha. What part of Oregon?

I am from Eugene. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to mrpancakes on 7/8/2009
I go to the U of O, I am a French Lit major there. Used to live off of Royal. reply high five

Rank: Klinger mrpancakes
mrpancakes replied to Ghazi on 7/8/2009
No way thats wild, I went to highschool in eugene, lived in north eugene. Love it, great city. reply high five

Rank: Klinger nullalux
nullalux commented ( about X-Ray Vision ) on 7/6/2009
So the inside of my head has apparently been nominated as AWESOME. Vote for 'X-Ray Vision' on AwesomeOff.com: http://ow.ly/gDRt reply high five1


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