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X-Ray Vision
X-RAY VISION
Rank: Pepper Tiberius Rex
Nominated by Tiberius Rex

X-ray vision is the power to see through solid objects. Many comic books and movies have characters with this ability, the most famous is probably Superman.

X-Ray vision quite often doesn't involve X-Rays which would need to bounce of something and come back, instead it is usually just whatever the user decides he wants to see through just becomes transparent. Who wouldn't want to have X-Ray vision, its just plain awesome. You could see, like, through walls, through a lady's clothes.. or ... hmm... through walls... or even through a lady's clothes!

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ManBabies
MANBABIES
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

This entry is for all the wives who at one point or another have wondered if they possibly married a baby.

And for all the mothers who have tried to imagine what their baby will be like as man.

Addicted? visit manbabies.com. New man-babies are posted all the time.

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Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about ManBabies ) on 7/26/2009
The Dude send me this yesterday, and I thought it was definitely worth sharing:

Ok, technically not a manbaby, but I thought it was an interesting combination of two notable competitors from last month. It's also one of the worst photoshop jobs in history, but it's the concept that counts. -The Dude

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Rank: Blade T
T replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 7/26/2009
now that is awesome. reply high five1

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to on 7/27/2009
God, it really is the worst photoshop hack job in history. You'd never know I've taken three classes on how to use the stupid program. Granted using the selection tool with a touch pad is a nightmare. All that said, It makes me giggle to see little Teddy's smiling face bursting forth from his chest! reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to The Dude on 8/12/2011
Ha! I forgot about this! reply high five1

Rank: Klinger nullalux
nullalux commented ( about X-Ray Vision ) on 7/6/2009
So the inside of my head has apparently been nominated as AWESOME. Vote for 'X-Ray Vision' on AwesomeOff.com: http://ow.ly/gDRt reply high five1

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about ManBabies ) on 7/6/2009
This is the worst nominee of the month. It is creepy. Just plain creepy.

Sorry about this; I don't want to be a troll, a hater, the ringleader of the misery parade, the dark cloud without a silver lining, the naysayer, the pope of piss, Negatron, or general of the army of loathing.

But Manbabies just fills me with contempt. Contempt and rage.

I will vote against this at every opportunity. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Olav Rokne on 7/6/2009
and yet it is still beating Disco Balls =( reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Ghazi on 7/6/2009
That's probably only because Disco Balls have had harder opposition. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Olav Rokne on 7/6/2009
Probably, but I agree with you 100%, if that was a real syndrome or something it might be awesome, but as it is it just sounds like some perverted pedo`s with photoshop and waaayyy too much time on their hands. reply high five

Rank: Klinger mrpancakes
mrpancakes replied to Ghazi on 7/6/2009
I am in agreement,

Manbabies creep me out.

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Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 replied to on 7/6/2009
yah it rly has no potential at all to be awesome reply high five


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