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       X-RAY VISION
X-ray vision is the power to see through solid objects. Many comic books and movies have characters with this ability, the most famous is probably Superman. X-Ray vision quite often doesn't involve X-Rays which would need to bounce of something and come back, instead it is usually just whatever the user decides he wants to see through just becomes transparent. Who wouldn't want to have X-Ray vision, its just plain awesome. You could see, like, through walls, through a lady's clothes.. or ... hmm... through walls... or even through a lady's clothes!
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X-Ray Vision was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Praying Mantises  Lawn Mower Racing  Vectrex  ManBabies  Greenpeace  The Carrot Highway  Pizzazz  Converse All Stars  Marilyn Monroe  Vampires  Fireworks  Obama Ninja-Chops Fly  Tooth Fairy X-Ray Vision was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Caffeine  Pirate Parts  The Recliner  Bonneville Salt Flats  Non-Newtonian Liquid  Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka  Israel Kamakawiwo'ole  Hunter S. Thompson  Lincoln Continental Convertables  Extent of the Universe  Price is Right Wheel
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   GENE WILDER'S WILLY WONKA
3rd Place July 09 He is the embodiment of eccentric characters. Who else would actually be able to make the Snozzberries taste like real Snozzberries? He was quite a man, from his purple suit to the taming of a breed of creatures known only to us as Oompa Loompas. He possesses creative genius, with the gift of the Scrumpdiddlyumptious Bar and the ability to frighten small children with chocolate rivers and golden egg-laying geese. He was a Humanitarian with his creation of the Everlasting Gobstopper aimed at allowing poor children to be able to purchase said candy only once and it lasting them a lifetime. He was a skilled vocalist, as evident in his motion picture. Some could even claim that he was a mystic and healer with his ability to inspire the lame to walk again. He has spawned many references in such notable programs as Family Guy, the Simpsons, and The Office. As a philosopher, Mr. Wonka's words of wisdom have inspired millions of lives. "If the good Lord had intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates." He is truly a notable and legendary character. I mean c'mon, who never wished for a tree that sprouted Gummy Bears? Specifically though this nomination is of Willy Wonka as portrayed by Gene Wilder, not whatever the book may have led you to dream up, and certainly not the creepy Wonka Johnny Depp gave us.
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Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  The Couch Dress  Moustache Balaclava  Shaved Ball Cap  Little Superstar  General Lee 01  Mock Apple Pie  El Chupacabra  Bob Ross  Paul Bunyan Praying Mantises Lawn Mower Racing Caffeine Pirate Parts Vectrex ManBabies Bonneville Salt Flats Non-Newtonian Liquid  Literal Video Versions Literal Video Versions Greenpeace Israel Kamakawiwo'ole Hunter S. Thompson Lincoln Continental Convertables The Carrot Highway X-Ray Vision Converse All Stars  Disco Balls Marilyn Monroe Vampires Price is Right Wheel Obama Ninja-Chops Fly Tooth Fairy Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Chewbacca  Giant Nintendo Controller  Jesus Christ  Sasquatch  Theo Jansen's Art  Crop Circles  Robocop on a Unicorn  Roller Derby  Freerunning  Dwight K. Schrute  Miracle On Ice  President Obama  Wingsuit Base Jumping  Aurora Borealis  Badass Mountain Men  Beer Maids  Hedgehogs  Zombies  Space Invader Invasion  The Brick Testament  Captain James T. Kirk  The Man with No Name  Banksy  Teddy Roosevelt  James Earl Jones Counts to 10  Death Star Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee Hunter S. Thompson  MST3K Extent of the Universe Extent of the Universe Extent of the Universe  Walking on the Moon  Les Claypool
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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is such an awful movie that I would have walked out of the theatre even if it was the in-flight movie.
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While I doubt anyone's ready to compare Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory to Citizen Cane, I really didn't think it was that bad of a movie at all. Obviously much of it's awesomeness is due to how it may have fit into your childhood, but as a stand alone story and movie I think it stands up pretty well.
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So the inside of my head has apparently been nominated as AWESOME. Vote for 'X-Ray Vision' on AwesomeOff.com: http://ow.ly/gDRt
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Yes. Yes. More yes. Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka really has impacted my life. Not only is he a candy maker, he also is very philosophic and eccentric which is awesome. Plus, Gene Wilder is one of the greatest actors of all time. I love it so much, I named my dodgeball team "Wonka's Favorites" and made shirts with Gene's face on it. Great nominee.
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Why thank you my good man. Gene Wilder has pretty much achieved God status in my book, and it all started with Willy Wonka.
"Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream, separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream? The candy man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good." reply high five
I must concur with yoru sentiment.
Willy wonka is pure genius. But lets keep in mind this is the Wonka played by gene wilder, not that creepy I want to touch yrou kids when yoru not lookign wonka played by johnny depp. Seriously. Does anyone else get creeped out by that guy. reply high five
Oh yeah, I do. No one who works with candy can have teeth that brilliant. Plus his voice is tweaked up to sound like an eleven year old girl.
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