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X-Ray Vision
X-RAY VISION
Rank: Pepper Tiberius Rex
Nominated by Tiberius Rex

X-ray vision is the power to see through solid objects. Many comic books and movies have characters with this ability, the most famous is probably Superman.

X-Ray vision quite often doesn't involve X-Rays which would need to bounce of something and come back, instead it is usually just whatever the user decides he wants to see through just becomes transparent. Who wouldn't want to have X-Ray vision, its just plain awesome. You could see, like, through walls, through a lady's clothes.. or ... hmm... through walls... or even through a lady's clothes!

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Caffeine
CAFFEINE
Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Nominated by Thad B. Awesome

Caffeine is the world's most popular psychoactive stimulant drug. Whether you're a blue collar Coffee Achiever, a Latte-Sipping member of the Liberal Intelligentsia, or a hardcore gamer with a fridge full of Dew, you know and appreciate the awesome power of caffeine to wake your ass the @$%# up and keep you ready for action.

 

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Rank: Klinger nullalux
nullalux commented ( about X-Ray Vision ) on 7/6/2009
So the inside of my head has apparently been nominated as AWESOME. Vote for 'X-Ray Vision' on AwesomeOff.com: http://ow.ly/gDRt reply high five1

Rank: Solo Yorky
Yorky commented ( about Caffeine ) on 7/3/2009
Mountain Dew contains caffeine? reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Yorky on 7/3/2009
At least in the US it does, tons of it reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 7/4/2009
Yeah, just checked Wikipedia, list of Mtn Dew ingredients includes: Caffeine (54 mg per 12 US fluid ounces (350 ml)) (Mountain Dew outside of the United States does not list Caffeine as an ingredient) reply high five

Rank: Solo Yorky
Yorky replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 7/4/2009
Whoops, I was drinking it by the gallon in Iraq: had no idea it was a diuretic! reply high five

Rank: Klinger mrpancakes
mrpancakes replied to Yorky on 7/4/2009
Where were you at? W/ who? reply high five

Rank: Solo Yorky
Yorky replied to mrpancakes on 7/11/2009
Basrah Air Station, 5th (STA) Regt RA. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Trane
Trane replied to on 7/3/2009
I personally love how the recession in America has made Mountain Dew cut down to Mtn Dew. reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to on 7/6/2009
I'm told that in certain regions (particularly those that with large populations of the LDS faith) they actually make Caffeine-free Mt. Dew...which kinda makes no sense to me reply high five


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