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Beer Maids
BEER MAIDS
Rank: Gomer HankBobs
Nominated by HankBobs
1st Place March 09

Beer, boobs, biceps and balancing skills. This has to be top five on the list of reasons to move to Germany. Despite the dresses built to spill cleavage all over the customers, the most impressive thing about these women may be the strength and skills it takes to deliver a half dozen giant 24 oz glass beer steins full of beer. Damn impressive stuff.

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Wingsuit Base Jumping
WINGSUIT BASE JUMPING
Flori
Nominated by Flori
1st Place February 09

Since the beginning of time man has dreamed of human flight. Over the years little steps and innovations were made. However, base jumping with inadequate fabrics usually resulted in death. By the early 20th century some successes were being made in the field of aviation. Skydiving allowed men to explore horizontal movement. A group of pioneers known as 'The Birdmen' explored the wingsuit, but the materials available were not as advanced as their passion. 72 of the 75 original Birdmen died testing their wingsuits.  Advances in wingsuit construction allow today's adrenaline junkies to push the limit of human flight.

 This video is the OFFICIAL Matchstick Productions wingsuit flying segment from 2007's feature film "Seven Sunny Days." Starring Loic Jean-Albert, Andreas Barkhall, Espen Fadnes, Shane McConkey, JT Holmes, and others. Go to www.skimovie.com to buy the film or learn more!

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Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Wingsuit Base Jumping ) on 9/10/2009
The more I watch the video for this, the more overcome I am by it's Awesomeness. I'm a pilot, and there really is no freedom like the freedom found in flight, but this is on a whole different level. I wanna do this! Bad! reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Beer Maids ) on 3/7/2009
why do people think beer maids are so awesome? idk i dont get it.. reply

Rank: Gomer Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy
Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy replied to xyop96 on 3/16/2009
You see, they are females with low-cut shirts which reveal these things called breasts. And they bring you large glasses of beer, which tastes good and contains alcohol, which makes you drunk. reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy on 9/3/2009
I don't even drink alcohol, but I do appreciate breasts: James Earl Jones can't compete with that! reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to on 9/3/2009
Right...but they're at work and work is anything but awesome. reply

Rank: Klinger Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil replied to Gyro13 on 9/14/2009
then again walking on the moon is pretty much working... some jobs are extremely awesome, Like serving beer and exposing your boobs per instance reply

Licks replied to on 9/16/2009
yes beer maids are hot. But girls on skates, with even shorter skirts, much more strength, like the ability to hipcheck a 180lb girl into the crowd, and the ability to outdrink you afterwards is much much much HOTTER!! reply

Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal commented ( about Wingsuit Base Jumping ) on 2/8/2009
how do you land? reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Hannibal on 2/8/2009
They are wearing small parachutes. A big part of the adrenalin rush is to pull the shoot later and later. There are some videos of guys pulling the chute open within 100 feet of the ground. reply


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