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       WAKE N' BACON
March 2009 Champion Say goodbye to beeping alarms and muzak to jump start your day. Masterminds Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu are changing the way we wake up. They have invented the Wake n' Bacon, an alarm clock that uses the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon to start your day. Yes, you can have breakfast in bed.
PS. This alarm clock does not come with a snooze feature. If you sleep too long your fire alarm will kick your lazy ass out of bed.
Nominated by shockwave50
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Filename: wakinbakin.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_bed.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_bacon.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_tray.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php
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WAKE n' BACON was voted MORE AWESOME than:
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        TATER TOTS
Who didn't cheer when they saw tater-tots delivered to their plate at some point in their first 18 years of life? They are roughly potato shaped, made mostly from potatoes, are best when deep fried, but can be pan fried or baked, and well, they rule with a dollop of ketchup and mayo. Eating tots is kind of like recycling—tots are made from the potato scrapes in french fry production. They fit perfectly in your mouth, and a bag of them fits perfectly in your pocket. Just be careful who sees you snacking on them in math class...
Nominated by Tiberius Rex
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Filename: tater_tots.jpgSource: Biffles on flickr cc Url: http://flickr.com/photos/48147204@N00/2750177392/ 
Filename: tater_tot_pan.jpgSource: David Hepworth on flickr cc Url: http://flickr.com/photos/medhead/3143170008/ 
Filename: tater_tot_stack.jpgSource: su-lin on flickr cc Url: http://flickr.com/photos/su-lin/3240164288/ 
Filename: tater_tot_wok.jpgSource: Tojosan on flickr cc Url: http://flickr.com/photos/tojosan/196425555/ 
Filename: tater_tot_dinner.jpgSource: lumachrome on flickr cc Url: http://flickr.com/photos/lumachrome/2246094104/ 
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Filename: tater_tots_plate.jpgSource: eob on flickr cc Url: http://flickr.com/photos/uber-tuber/2877996540/in/photostream/
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I don't really know why but I think this if the funniest and most awesome thing ever
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No need to ask why . . . AWESOME JUST IS!!!
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who the hell is this pinsir f@&got? Im pretty sure this kid actually takes it in the butt.
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just kidding pinsir
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Scyther 4evar
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Oh, and fyi - I did a little research, and bacon can stay out for days because it is a 'cured meat'. So judge the Wake n Bacon not by the Botulism it creates!
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Bacon, well pork in general, is one of the worst meats for passing diseases to humans: the book of Leviticus is bang up-to-date when it comes to food hygeine. I'm not just talking heart disease due to the fat content, but skin parasites, cancer, and all sorts of nasty stuff.
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there is no better way to wake up the then to the smell of bacon
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Unless you're vegetarian.
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Wait, vegetarians can't even smell meat?
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Spoken like a true virgin.
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Except: to a beer maid.
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