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    SCRAPER BIKE
YELLOW What the hell is greater than a bike with crazy handlebars tricked out with spinners? This to me is the antithist of awesome. You need to roll down the street in something, why not make it the loudest, most ridiculous, tricked out bike you can imagine? Will it get you women? love, adoration? fame? Well, probably not in a lot of neighbor hoods outside of the Bay Area, but at AwesomeOff.com... you betta believe it! The whole Hyphy Movement to me has brought so much awesome to the world, it ridiculous. Its a movement that prides itself in 'getting stupid' or 'going dumb', basically living life in a fast paced ridiculous manner. That's what being awesome is really about, and we love it.
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Scraper Bike was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Stallone - Over the Top  Boyfriend Pillow  Toothpick Beard  Rock-Afire Explosion  Hot Chicks with Guns  Beer Maids  Subdermal Implants  Phuket Vegetarian Festival  Bowling  Sandcastlematt  Zombies Scraper Bike was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Bukowski  Moonshine  Miracle On Ice  Centaurs  Liquor and Guns Drive Thru  Tater Tots  Ronald Jenkees  Kryptonite  Ski Dubai  Hedgehogs  Bubblewrap  WAKE n' BACON  The Greening of the Chicago River  The Irish  Brand New White Socks  White Zombie  Ralph Wiggum  Jesus Pan
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     WAKE N' BACON
March 2009 Champion Say goodbye to beeping alarms and muzak to jump start your day. Masterminds Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu are changing the way we wake up. They have invented the Wake n' Bacon, an alarm clock that uses the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon to start your day. Yes, you can have breakfast in bed.
PS. This alarm clock does not come with a snooze feature. If you sleep too long your fire alarm will kick your lazy ass out of bed.
Nominated by shockwave50
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Filename: wakinbakin.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_bed.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_bacon.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_tray.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php
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WAKE n' BACON was voted MORE AWESOME than:
Beer Maids Hedgehogs Bukowski  The Couch Dress  Shaved Ball Cap  Giant Nintendo Controller  Meat Suitcase Moonshine  Sasquatch Stallone - Over the Top  General Lee 01  Mock Apple Pie  El Chupacabra Boyfriend Pillow  Roller Derby  Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Bob Ross  Flying Spaghetti Monster  Badass Mountain Men Centaurs Liquor and Guns Drive Thru Ronald Jenkees Kryptonite Ski Dubai Toothpick Beard Hot Chicks with Guns Beer Maids Hedgehogs Hedgehogs Bubblewrap Zombies The Irish Brand New White Socks White Zombie Subdermal Implants Phuket Vegetarian Festival Ralph Wiggum Bowling Jesus Pan Scraper Bike Sandcastlematt Zombies  Paul Bunyan  Space Invader Invasion  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  Hunter S. Thompson  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur WAKE n' BACON was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Chewbacca  Jesus Christ  Venus Fly Traps  Theo Jansen's Art  BigDog Robot  Robocop on a Unicorn  Freerunning Miracle On Ice  President Obama  The Hamburger Bed Tater Tots The Greening of the Chicago River Zombies  Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator  The Brick Testament  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  Captain James T. Kirk  The Man with No Name  Banksy  Johnny Cash  Teddy Roosevelt  James Earl Jones Counts to 10  Death Star  MST3K  Extent of the Universe  Walking on the Moon
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I don't really know why but I think this if the funniest and most awesome thing ever
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No need to ask why . . . AWESOME JUST IS!!!
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who the hell is this pinsir f@&got? Im pretty sure this kid actually takes it in the butt.
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just kidding pinsir
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Scyther 4evar
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I must have missed it... where does "scraping" enter the equation, other than when the rider gets scraped off the pavement after a drive-by?
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From Urban Dictionary: A Scraper is a late 80's to late 90's General Motors made (affordable) luxury car with rims so big (20-22") that the tires rub the inside of the fender and frame.
..so a scraper bike is an extension of that tradition, dressing up an old bike with spinners and such.
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hankbobs- is this entry for the song, the video, the group, or the bike itself?
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Oh, and fyi - I did a little research, and bacon can stay out for days because it is a 'cured meat'. So judge the Wake n Bacon not by the Botulism it creates!
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Bacon, well pork in general, is one of the worst meats for passing diseases to humans: the book of Leviticus is bang up-to-date when it comes to food hygeine. I'm not just talking heart disease due to the fat content, but skin parasites, cancer, and all sorts of nasty stuff.
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Dare I say that living in "a movement that prides itself in 'getting stupid' or 'going dumb', basically living life in a fast paced ridiculous manner" Is NOT what being awesome is all about? It's about winning 7 gold metals with a mustache.
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As they said in Latin: "De Awesomeus non est disputandum"
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Just out of curiosity...what are you talking about?...and for your reference, it's medals...with a 'd'.
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ah... yes, medals with a d... very sorry, and thanks. and i am referring to 1. the description of scraper bikes in the actual entry (that's what i'm quoting) and 2. Mark Spitz
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there is no better way to wake up the then to the smell of bacon
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Unless you're vegetarian.
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Wait, vegetarians can't even smell meat?
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Spoken like a true virgin.
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Except: to a beer maid.
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