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       WAKE N' BACON
March 2009 Champion Say goodbye to beeping alarms and muzak to jump start your day. Masterminds Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu are changing the way we wake up. They have invented the Wake n' Bacon, an alarm clock that uses the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon to start your day. Yes, you can have breakfast in bed.
PS. This alarm clock does not come with a snooze feature. If you sleep too long your fire alarm will kick your lazy ass out of bed.
Nominated by shockwave50
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Filename: wakinbakin.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_bed.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_bacon.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_tray.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php
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WAKE n' BACON was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Beer Maids  Hedgehogs  Bukowski  The Couch Dress  Shaved Ball Cap  Giant Nintendo Controller  Meat Suitcase  Moonshine  Sasquatch  Stallone - Over the Top  General Lee 01  Mock Apple Pie  El Chupacabra  Boyfriend Pillow  Roller Derby  Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Bob Ross  Flying Spaghetti Monster  Badass Mountain Men  Centaurs  Liquor and Guns Drive Thru  Ronald Jenkees  Kryptonite  Ski Dubai  Toothpick Beard  Hot Chicks with Guns Beer Maids Hedgehogs Hedgehogs  Bubblewrap  Zombies  The Irish  Brand New White Socks  White Zombie  Subdermal Implants  Phuket Vegetarian Festival  Ralph Wiggum  Bowling  Jesus Pan  Scraper Bike  Sandcastlematt Zombies  Paul Bunyan  Space Invader Invasion  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  Hunter S. Thompson  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur WAKE n' BACON was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Chewbacca  Jesus Christ  Venus Fly Traps  Theo Jansen's Art  BigDog Robot  Robocop on a Unicorn  Freerunning  Miracle On Ice  President Obama  The Hamburger Bed  Tater Tots  The Greening of the Chicago River Zombies  Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator  The Brick Testament  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  Captain James T. Kirk  The Man with No Name  Banksy  Johnny Cash  Teddy Roosevelt  James Earl Jones Counts to 10  Death Star  MST3K  Extent of the Universe  Walking on the Moon
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        PRESIDENT OBAMA
5th Place January 09 Phenom. Messiah. Revolutionary. Savior. Superhero. Barack Hussein Obama II will be sworn in to the United State presidency on January 20th, 2009. He will be the first black president in the history of the United States, a country who's history began with 337 years of slavery. He is a Harvard Graduate with a Juris Doctor magna cum laude (if you don't know what that is, just trust me, its awesome). He went from state senator, to US Senator, to President of the United States in four years. What more could Barack possibly accomplish? Awesomeoff champion maybe??
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
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President Obama was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Ninja Chewbacca The Couch Dress Shaved Ball Cap Giant Nintendo Controller Meat Suitcase Ninja  PEZ Sasquatch  High Fives Theo Jansen's Art General Lee 01  Crop Circles Mock Apple Pie El Chupacabra Roller Derby  My Shreddies  Wife Carrying Freerunning  The Moonwalk  Daito Manabe's Electic Stimulus  Godzilla  Bumper Stickers  Black Holes  Dwight K. Schrute  Antikythera Mechanism  Rainbows Miracle On Ice  Streaking during a sporting event  Song for Sarah Flying Spaghetti Monster Badass Mountain Men Beer Maids WAKE n' BACON Zombies  Rollerman The Brick Testament The Man with No Name Banksy Johnny Cash  Literal Video Versions Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka Hunter S. Thompson  Emperor Norton President Obama was voted LESS AWESOME than: Freerunning  Little Superstar  Nikola Tesla Dwight K. Schrute  Your Grammie Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Wingsuit Base Jumping  Aurora Borealis Hedgehogs Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton Captain James T. Kirk Teddy Roosevelt  Library of Congress Death Star MST3K Extent of the Universe  Mark Twain Jesus Riding A Dinosaur
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The Nobel prize is just another way of saying President Obama is awesome.
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Obama is so cool, he can be at two places at once!
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I don't really know why but I think this if the funniest and most awesome thing ever
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No need to ask why . . . AWESOME JUST IS!!!
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who the hell is this pinsir f@&got? Im pretty sure this kid actually takes it in the butt.
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just kidding pinsir
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Scyther 4evar
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Oh, and fyi - I did a little research, and bacon can stay out for days because it is a 'cured meat'. So judge the Wake n Bacon not by the Botulism it creates!
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Bacon, well pork in general, is one of the worst meats for passing diseases to humans: the book of Leviticus is bang up-to-date when it comes to food hygeine. I'm not just talking heart disease due to the fat content, but skin parasites, cancer, and all sorts of nasty stuff.
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there is no better way to wake up the then to the smell of bacon
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Unless you're vegetarian.
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Wait, vegetarians can't even smell meat?
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Spoken like a true virgin.
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Except: to a beer maid.
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Obama being on Awesomeoff has caused actual political debates= not awesome
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Freerunning being on Awesomeoff has caused people to run around outside and try to learn how to do it (including me)= Very Awesome
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Ok, so I had to try it, with 8 foot snow drifts in the yard, what could go wrong...... Aieeeeeeeeeeee............ 25 foot drop to 8 foot drift, and I missed the greenhouse......... In hospital.... doc is putting in metal rod in about 30 minutes.... Amputation could be next, I don't know. This really sucks. Obama is more awesome
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obviously metal rods put anywhere in your body is awesome. Trying to jump across a 25 foot drop on your first freerunning attempt... not so much. (also... when these pros freerun what they're doing is dangerous, not stupid)
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p.s. I'm glad we're discussing this awesome-ly and not bringing ourselves down to the level of youtube comments. thanks for that. i do respect your opinion... just whole-heartily disagree.
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I'm glad you are keeping it civil too! Saves me from replacing more 'uck's with ***'s
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oh.. i meant political debates on Awesomeoff.
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He's about the be PRESIDENT of the FREAKING USA...even though his middle name is HUSSEIN, his Dad was a Moslem AND was from Africa. Nothing can be awesomer. Nothing.
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Obama is fairly awesome.
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obama is not going to solve all of our problems, or all of the world's problems. no single individual has all of the answers.
BUT obama is handsome, articulate, intelligent, has great charisma, an open mind, a really cool name, and an excellent foreign policy. he's exactly the kind of leader we need. yay!
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