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Venus Fly Traps
VENUS FLY TRAPS
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
Special Selection October 08

By far the coolest plant! Cool, because they eat those pesky insects? (...who doesn't love watching death and gore!) Or perhaps, it's our fanciful imagination that elevates these tiny plants to grandeur.  I love to think about my archenemies taking a leisurely walk in the woods, only to be swallowed by a lurking plant. Currently, thoughts like these are relegated to fantasy novels and distant worlds...but keep in mind Charles Darwin called it "the most wonderful plant in the world."  

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Venus Fly Traps was voted MORE AWESOME than:

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Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


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Extent of the Universe


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Meat Suitcase
MEAT SUITCASE
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
Special Selection October 08

The Wurstkoffer seems to be famous on the web....and is helping Germany with it's image.  Handymen can be prepared for any job with this case loaded up. 

There appears to be a variety of versions of this photo, with and without nifty sales text.  As a vegetarian, I can not gaze upon this creation without a bit of disgust; but I can not deny its appeal.  

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Meat Suitcase was voted MORE AWESOME than:

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Meat Suitcase was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


The Couch Dress


Dan Deacon


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


Jesus Christ


Little Superstar


Little Superstar


Mullet Family


Pickle Surprise


Sasquatch


Venus Fly Traps


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Crop Circles


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


BigDog Robot


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


The Hamburger Bed


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Rollerman


Paul Bunyan


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


The Man with No Name


Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 10/2/2009
Is Meat Suitcase related to Meat Loaf? reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Godbot on 10/2/2009
Not by blood, but possibly by marriage. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel replied to on 10/2/2009
Where does Meatwad fit into the lineage? reply

Rank: Schultz Metronomis
Metronomis replied to MediocreMarvel on 10/3/2009
Bastard offspring of a one night stand reply

Rank: Schultz Metronomis
Metronomis replied to on 10/3/2009
Bastard offspring of a one night stand reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 9/7/2009
Top left. Looks like a turd. Turd meat, not awesome. Nuff said. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 10/16/2008
The Wurstkoffer is KILLING all moustaches reply

Carmat Karu
Carmat Karu commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 10/14/2008
I like the before and after pairing, but the meat suitcase is so disturbing as to be the clear choice. reply


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