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Tooth Fairy
TOOTH FAIRY
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

The tooth fairy is known to be absent minded and erratic. Sometimes she leaves piles of money, other times just one bright and shiny coin. No one is sure if she uses her wand to poof the tooth into money or if she delves into her pouch to pay up in exchange for the priceless commodity. What exactly does she want the teeth for? Is she making a tooth castle? Does she act alone? Does she pay more for certain types of teeth? Should we be worried about her sneaking into our children's rooms while they sleep?

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X-Ray Vision
X-RAY VISION
Rank: Pepper Tiberius Rex
Nominated by Tiberius Rex

X-ray vision is the power to see through solid objects. Many comic books and movies have characters with this ability, the most famous is probably Superman.

X-Ray vision quite often doesn't involve X-Rays which would need to bounce of something and come back, instead it is usually just whatever the user decides he wants to see through just becomes transparent. Who wouldn't want to have X-Ray vision, its just plain awesome. You could see, like, through walls, through a lady's clothes.. or ... hmm... through walls... or even through a lady's clothes!

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Rank: Klinger nullalux
nullalux commented ( about X-Ray Vision ) on 7/6/2009
So the inside of my head has apparently been nominated as AWESOME. Vote for 'X-Ray Vision' on AwesomeOff.com: http://ow.ly/gDRt reply high five1

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Tooth Fairy ) on 7/6/2009
The Tooth fairy strikes me as a little more creepy than awesome. Although I thought the "tooth fairies" featured in HellBoy II: The Golden Army were pretty neat reply high five


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