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Tooth Fairy
TOOTH FAIRY
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

The tooth fairy is known to be absent minded and erratic. Sometimes she leaves piles of money, other times just one bright and shiny coin. No one is sure if she uses her wand to poof the tooth into money or if she delves into her pouch to pay up in exchange for the priceless commodity. What exactly does she want the teeth for? Is she making a tooth castle? Does she act alone? Does she pay more for certain types of teeth? Should we be worried about her sneaking into our children's rooms while they sleep?

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Vampires
VAMPIRES
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

The whole exhaustion of living forever has been well documented in recent films and television, and sure it would suck to never see the sun—But there is something pretty cool about going through life as a total badass, only having to fear someone driving a wooden stake through your heart.

Vampires are mythological beings who survive by feeding on the blood of living creatures. They are usually described as undead, but a vampire could be a living person. They have very pale skin, large fangs, can change into a bat, sleep in a coffin, they are nocturnal, and the only way to kill one is to drive a wooden stake through its heart.

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Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Awesomealot
Awesomealot commented ( about this matchup ) on 7/8/2009
If there is one thing Vampires should be able to defeat, it's the tooth fairy... reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Awesomealot on 7/8/2009
agreed....vampires arent that lame... reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Vampires ) on 7/6/2009
Vampires suck! [rimshot] reply high five

Rank: Klinger mrpancakes
mrpancakes replied to the_mad_nader on 7/6/2009
Agreed reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Tooth Fairy ) on 7/6/2009
The Tooth fairy strikes me as a little more creepy than awesome. Although I thought the "tooth fairies" featured in HellBoy II: The Golden Army were pretty neat reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi commented ( about Vampires ) on 7/6/2009
Okay, someone has to stand up for Vampires. Lets assume for the same of awesomeness that we are not talking about Anne Rice, or sparkling twilight 90210 vampires.
Think Richard A. Matherson`s I am Legend, think Stoker, think most badass Halloween costume when you were a kid, think Lesbian Vampire Killers, come on guys. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Ghazi on 7/6/2009
same = sake reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Ghazi on 7/6/2009
OK... here are some great Vampires:

30 Days of Night
The Night Flier
Let The Right One In
The Hunger
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Blackula
The Night Stalker
Near Dark

And you're right... Richard Matheson's novella is totally freakkin' AWESOME. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Olav Rokne on 7/6/2009
I also forgot to throw in Wes Craven`s Dracula series reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Ghazi on 7/6/2009
And the Charlie Murphy classic "Vampire in Brooklyn." reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Trane
Trane replied to Olav Rokne on 7/6/2009
Has anyone seen 28 Days Later? Although its not really vampires (better version of I Am Legend), its close and that movie was awesome. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Trane on 7/6/2009
We were not talking about the movie I am Legend but the book. 28 Days later was classified as a Zombie flick I believe, and tbh I preferred 28 Weeks later. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Trane
Trane replied to Ghazi on 7/6/2009
Ah the book, gotcha. And yeah zombies are a better way of describing the 28 (measurement of time) Later series, though Days was better than Weeks imo. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Trane on 7/7/2009
I went to 28 Days Later with someone who thought it was going to be a sequel to the movie "28 Days." My date was honestly surprised that Sandra Bullock wasn't in it. reply high five

Rank: Klinger BelowMe
BelowMe replied to Olav Rokne on 7/7/2009
Didn't that happen to Pam on the Office? Do I just watch too much tv? Also, I am in agreement, the I Am Legend book was way way better than the movie. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to BelowMe on 7/7/2009
I Am Legend was a decent film, but didn't have the balls to drive home the final point and end it the way the book did. Even the alternate endings didn't work well for me. I enjoyed the movie, but the book is epic. reply high five

Rank: Klinger BelowMe
BelowMe replied to The Dude on 7/7/2009
Oh completely, because after I watched the movie, I was stuck trying to figure out exactly why he should be considered a "legend". After I read the book, the clouds were lifted. reply high five

Rank: Solo Yorky
Yorky replied to on 7/6/2009
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? Did I read that right? reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Yorky on 7/6/2009
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/ reply high five

Rank: Solo Yorky
Yorky replied to Ghazi on 7/10/2009
Johnny Vegas is in it, as himself? This I must see... reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to on 7/7/2009
It's a great little canuxploitation flick. I have the DVD signed by one of the stars. reply high five

Rank: Klinger BelowMe
BelowMe replied to on 7/7/2009
Hey, let's not forget the Blade series. Because the only thing better than being a vampire, is being half-vampire. That and seeing Jessica Biel kick some a** in that tight leather ensemble. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to BelowMe on 7/7/2009
I would remind everyone that Triple H (the WWE wrestler) wasa vampire in Blade Trinity. Draw your own conclusions about the Awesomeness from that. (He did own a vampire Pomeranian. I own a Pomeranian and even I wouldn't argue that Pomeranians are Awesome.) reply high five

Rank: Klinger mrpancakes
mrpancakes replied to The Dude on 7/7/2009
Now wait a minute,

Pomeranians are more awesome then....

Ok, yeah they pretty much suck. reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Vampires ) on 7/5/2009
vampires were awesome before the whole twilight bull-crap came out... instead of ripping people to shreds lets sit in the woods and stare at each other .. plz nobody tell any 14 yr old emo girl about this site reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to xyop96 on 7/5/2009
No, Vampires were ruined by Buffy. Twilight is the natural, moody, emo progression. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to The Dude on 7/5/2009
You know what? No! Vampires were ruined by Anne Rice. I'll push it back that far. And I'll even go so far as to say that the only redeeming quality that vampires have going for them is Kate Beckinsale. Not Underworld, per se, just Kate Beckinsale. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to The Dude on 7/7/2009
You know what? I want to nominate Kate Beckinsale in tight patent leather with guns for August. reply high five


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