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Tooth Fairy
TOOTH FAIRY
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

The tooth fairy is known to be absent minded and erratic. Sometimes she leaves piles of money, other times just one bright and shiny coin. No one is sure if she uses her wand to poof the tooth into money or if she delves into her pouch to pay up in exchange for the priceless commodity. What exactly does she want the teeth for? Is she making a tooth castle? Does she act alone? Does she pay more for certain types of teeth? Should we be worried about her sneaking into our children's rooms while they sleep?

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Praying Mantises
PRAYING MANTISES
Rank: Schultz Awesome Igi
Nominated by Awesome Igi

Simple list of qualifications:

  1. giant bugs you can actually pick up and play with
  2. camouflage experts
  3. are 3 inches long bug can see 60 feet.
  4. can swivel head 180-300 degrees
  5. have compound eyes for wide angle viewing
  6. THE FEMALE GETS BUSY WITH THE MALE AND THEN BITES HIS F***ING HEAD OFF

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Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Praying Mantises ) on 7/14/2009
There is no other insect or arachnid that can make me think, "what if this was an intelligent extra-terrestrial?" more than Praying Mantises. These little critters are so awesome. In so many pics they look like they're thinking, planning, scheming... reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to the_mad_nader on 7/14/2009
I always think of Zorak from the Space Ghost cartoons. I was sitting on my couch the other day, when I realized a baby Mantis was sitting on my window screen right behind me. And I thought to myself, The babies seem even more evil than the adults.... That's pretty Awesome. reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to The Dude on 7/15/2009
Zorak, yes! Or for the old skool RPG nerds out there, a Vrusk from Star Frontiers! reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Tooth Fairy ) on 7/6/2009
The Tooth fairy strikes me as a little more creepy than awesome. Although I thought the "tooth fairies" featured in HellBoy II: The Golden Army were pretty neat reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Praying Mantises ) on 7/4/2009
ive always been told that theese are illegal to kill.......... :/ i should be arrested reply high five


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