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Tooth Fairy
TOOTH FAIRY
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

The tooth fairy is known to be absent minded and erratic. Sometimes she leaves piles of money, other times just one bright and shiny coin. No one is sure if she uses her wand to poof the tooth into money or if she delves into her pouch to pay up in exchange for the priceless commodity. What exactly does she want the teeth for? Is she making a tooth castle? Does she act alone? Does she pay more for certain types of teeth? Should we be worried about her sneaking into our children's rooms while they sleep?

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Pirate Parts
PIRATE PARTS
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Ok, pirates are smelly, surly, misogynistic, uneducated, violent, diseased, cursed, they're pathetic conversationalists, and down right lousy in the sack. But were going to forget all of that for now, and focus on the details. What makes pirates awesome are the pieces, the Pirate Parts. The Jolly Roger, treasure maps, hook hands, peg legs, glass eyes, shoulder parrots, puffy shirts, TREASURE CHESTS!?! Are you kidding me? Forget the raping and pillaging, and focus on their ability to accessorize, and, well, pirate life is the life for me!

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Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Tooth Fairy ) on 7/6/2009
The Tooth fairy strikes me as a little more creepy than awesome. Although I thought the "tooth fairies" featured in HellBoy II: The Golden Army were pretty neat reply high five


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