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Tooth Fairy
TOOTH FAIRY
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

The tooth fairy is known to be absent minded and erratic. Sometimes she leaves piles of money, other times just one bright and shiny coin. No one is sure if she uses her wand to poof the tooth into money or if she delves into her pouch to pay up in exchange for the priceless commodity. What exactly does she want the teeth for? Is she making a tooth castle? Does she act alone? Does she pay more for certain types of teeth? Should we be worried about her sneaking into our children's rooms while they sleep?

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Obama Ninja-Chops Fly
OBAMA NINJA-CHOPS FLY
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Breaking News: Obama Swats Fly
and sends message to the world .

..and that message is clearly...don't

F***

...wid the prez.

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Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi commented ( about Obama Ninja-Chops Fly ) on 7/8/2009
We are so used to our president being semi-retarded that we think it is awesome that he can swat a fly. =( reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Ghazi on 7/8/2009
How can you be used to that? Obama has been in office for less than a year! reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Olav Rokne on 7/8/2009
I was referring to Bush, sorry for the confusion. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Ghazi on 7/8/2009
But how can you be referring to Bush? He never swatted a fly on camera? reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Olav Rokne on 7/8/2009
I was saying that Bush lowered the standard for being president so far that we think it is awesome that Obama can swat a fly. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Ghazi on 7/8/2009
I'm not sure I understand? Are you implying that Bush wasn't a good president?

Didn't he defend America from BLTs in Iraq? Didn't he stop Saddam and al-Jazeera from perpetrating another 7-11? reply high five

Rank: Klinger mrpancakes
mrpancakes replied to on 7/8/2009
Yeah and Bush thought we had fifty two states, and aren't you from Canada? reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to mrpancakes on 7/8/2009
Isn't it 55 states by now?

Does England count? reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to on 7/8/2009
I am Canadian and American. Born in Oregon, currently going to school in Quebec City. reply high five

Rank: Klinger mrpancakes
mrpancakes replied to Ghazi on 7/8/2009
Ok gotcha. What part of Oregon?

I am from Eugene. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to mrpancakes on 7/8/2009
I go to the U of O, I am a French Lit major there. Used to live off of Royal. reply high five

Rank: Klinger mrpancakes
mrpancakes replied to Ghazi on 7/8/2009
No way thats wild, I went to highschool in eugene, lived in north eugene. Love it, great city. reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Tooth Fairy ) on 7/6/2009
The Tooth fairy strikes me as a little more creepy than awesome. Although I thought the "tooth fairies" featured in HellBoy II: The Golden Army were pretty neat reply high five


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