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Tooth Fairy
TOOTH FAIRY
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

The tooth fairy is known to be absent minded and erratic. Sometimes she leaves piles of money, other times just one bright and shiny coin. No one is sure if she uses her wand to poof the tooth into money or if she delves into her pouch to pay up in exchange for the priceless commodity. What exactly does she want the teeth for? Is she making a tooth castle? Does she act alone? Does she pay more for certain types of teeth? Should we be worried about her sneaking into our children's rooms while they sleep?

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Extent of the Universe
EXTENT OF THE UNIVERSE
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome

July 2009 Champion

AwesomeOff user 'Love of the Awesome' made this nomination. In his words:

The Universe, just try and imagine how big it is, just try, now that you have tried you know how awesome it really is, something so awesome the human brain can't fully realize how awesome it is...now that's awesome

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Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Extent of the Universe ) on 10/7/2009
Am I the only one who finds this one of the most boring Awesomeoff entries of all time? It basically amounts to "Infinite Distance" which can be a somewhat interesting concept to consider, but hardly deserving of a place the upper pantheon of Awesomnity. If you look at all the other Awesomeoff entries, they are people, things, or accomplishments. Infinite Distance is about as exciting as Perfect Roundness or Infinitely Repeating Numbers. Plus, shouldn't it at least be THE Extent of the Universe? That bothers me too. And don't even get me started on the fact that this entry's write-up is one of the worst run-on sentences I've ever read. It's practically an Infinite Distance Without Proper Punctuation. reply high five

Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Love of the Awesome replied to Thad B. Awesome on 10/7/2009
Haha, I found the description of my paragraph to be quite amusing. Point well taken. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to on 10/7/2009
Sounds like someone took a s*** in your cornflakes this morning, Thad. reply high five

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to The Dude on 10/8/2009
If they did I would sooner vote for Shit on a Bowl of Cornflakes than for Extent of the Universe. reply high five

Rank: Schultz Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil commented ( about Extent of the Universe ) on 7/31/2009
Damn its awesome i mean awsomoff's are happening all thanks to that so called universe and its ridiculously far boundaries.. if they exist. Pretty darn awesome... its should be disqualified actually for unfair advantage. reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Extent of the Universe ) on 7/21/2009
I'm just not feeling "Extent of the Universe" this month. It seems to abstract, and as far as abstract concepts go, it's not even the most awesome. I'd vote for simple "infinity" or the Greek "Logos" over Extent of the Universe. reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to the_mad_nader on 7/30/2009
I have to say, this is shaping up to be the very first month where I just can't agree with the winner. I've got to vote for Wonka, because really I just don't see the awesomeness of "Extent of the Universe". Why not just nominate "Everything" or "Awesomeness itself"? It's just way too removed from the reality of anything humans can fully comprehend, and doesn't have that extra little "oomph" that would make it truly awesome - like the Greek "Logos" would have. I'm not trying to bash here, and I'm sorry if EofU is your type of awesome, but I find myself for the first time just going, "meh". Here's looking forward to August! reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi commented ( about Extent of the Universe ) on 7/10/2009
What does the guy with the pimples have to do with the Extent of the Universe? reply high five1

Rank: Schultz OuterContact
OuterContact replied to Ghazi on 9/3/2009
His mind is being blown. Make sense? reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Tooth Fairy ) on 7/6/2009
The Tooth fairy strikes me as a little more creepy than awesome. Although I thought the "tooth fairies" featured in HellBoy II: The Golden Army were pretty neat reply high five


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