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Tooth Fairy
TOOTH FAIRY
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

The tooth fairy is known to be absent minded and erratic. Sometimes she leaves piles of money, other times just one bright and shiny coin. No one is sure if she uses her wand to poof the tooth into money or if she delves into her pouch to pay up in exchange for the priceless commodity. What exactly does she want the teeth for? Is she making a tooth castle? Does she act alone? Does she pay more for certain types of teeth? Should we be worried about her sneaking into our children's rooms while they sleep?

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Caffeine
CAFFEINE
Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Nominated by Thad B. Awesome

Caffeine is the world's most popular psychoactive stimulant drug. Whether you're a blue collar Coffee Achiever, a Latte-Sipping member of the Liberal Intelligentsia, or a hardcore gamer with a fridge full of Dew, you know and appreciate the awesome power of caffeine to wake your ass the @$%# up and keep you ready for action.

 

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Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Tooth Fairy ) on 7/6/2009
The Tooth fairy strikes me as a little more creepy than awesome. Although I thought the "tooth fairies" featured in HellBoy II: The Golden Army were pretty neat reply high five

Rank: Solo Yorky
Yorky commented ( about Caffeine ) on 7/3/2009
Mountain Dew contains caffeine? reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Yorky on 7/3/2009
At least in the US it does, tons of it reply high five

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Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 7/4/2009
Yeah, just checked Wikipedia, list of Mtn Dew ingredients includes: Caffeine (54 mg per 12 US fluid ounces (350 ml)) (Mountain Dew outside of the United States does not list Caffeine as an ingredient) reply high five

Rank: Solo Yorky
Yorky replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 7/4/2009
Whoops, I was drinking it by the gallon in Iraq: had no idea it was a diuretic! reply high five

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mrpancakes replied to Yorky on 7/4/2009
Where were you at? W/ who? reply high five

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Yorky replied to mrpancakes on 7/11/2009
Basrah Air Station, 5th (STA) Regt RA. reply high five

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Trane replied to on 7/3/2009
I personally love how the recession in America has made Mountain Dew cut down to Mtn Dew. reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to on 7/6/2009
I'm told that in certain regions (particularly those that with large populations of the LDS faith) they actually make Caffeine-free Mt. Dew...which kinda makes no sense to me reply high five


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