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Tooth Fairy
TOOTH FAIRY
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

The tooth fairy is known to be absent minded and erratic. Sometimes she leaves piles of money, other times just one bright and shiny coin. No one is sure if she uses her wand to poof the tooth into money or if she delves into her pouch to pay up in exchange for the priceless commodity. What exactly does she want the teeth for? Is she making a tooth castle? Does she act alone? Does she pay more for certain types of teeth? Should we be worried about her sneaking into our children's rooms while they sleep?

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Bonneville Salt Flats
BONNEVILLE SALT FLATS
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Faster than the Stig

Just west of the Great Salt Lake in Utah lays159 flat square miles of table salt. The remains of ancient Lake Bonneville. The salt is 6 feet deep and creates a plant-less, desolate sea of nothing. The sea bed is so flat that it mimics the Earth's surface, perfect for a speedway. For the past 100 years, land speed records have been broken at Bonneville. It first gained international fame in 1935 where the land speed record first broke 300 mph. Nowadays records are plus 600 mph.

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Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Tooth Fairy ) on 7/6/2009
The Tooth fairy strikes me as a little more creepy than awesome. Although I thought the "tooth fairies" featured in HellBoy II: The Golden Army were pretty neat reply high five


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