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Library of Congress
LIBRARY OF CONGRESS
Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Nominated by Olav Rokne
4th Place June 09

Olav wrote us this letter about the library of congress, as a recent visitor, and a Canadian, we think he makes as good a case for it as any text we could write about it:

The Library of Congress is the world's largest library. More than 32 million books, 15 million periodicals, movies and 100 million other items add up to hundreds of miles of shelf space and several terabytes of information. What's awesome about that? It is an institution that is open to public use. That's right, not just the use of Congress, not just the use of Americans, but the use of anyone from any part of the globe.

The world's largest repository of information is accessible to everyone. Considering the size of the collection, the labrynthine warren of tunnels in which the books are stored and the demands of the public, one would understand if it took the librarians several days to find any particular book. However, just about any book in the collection can be retrieved within an hour. Seriously! One hour!

I was there last weekend doing some research and I requested New Computer Methods for Global Optimization  an obscure book from 1988 that had a print run of less than 500 copies. They had it in my hands in 15 minutes! That's incredible. I'm going to go so far as to say that The Library of Congress isn't just awesome, it's one of the Wonders of the World. There are many great things about America, but I would list the Library of Congress as the single best. It is all of the greatest achievements of Western Civilization under one roof, at the fingertips of all those who seek knowledge.

Seriously. I was awe-struck. I am awe-struck. I'm well-known as someone who is loquacious, and I can't even find the words to express how impressed I was with the Library of Congress.

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The Stig
THE STIG
Rank: Colonel The Dude
Nominated by The Dude

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... All we know is he's called The Stig.

The Stig is a character on the BBC show "Top Gear", who has never spoken or removed his helmet on camera. Primarily his function on the show is running timed laps around the test track, as well as training celebrities to run laps. He has been tapped for a series of other driving duties as well, such as driving a Jaguar off an aircraft carrier.

There has been much speculation as to exactly who is beneath the Stig's white racing suit. The official BBC response has long been, "We never comment on speculation as to whom or what the Stig is." But they have since identified him as racing driver Graham Hill (who is deceased), second as troubled Bank of Scotland CEO Tom McKillop and later on as Barack Obama.

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Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Library of Congress ) on 9/14/2009
A) Books are awesome.
B) Large quantities of books are more awesome than lesser quantities.
C) Democracy is awesome.
D) Freedom of speech is awesome.
E) Freedom of information is awesome.
F) Thomas Jefferson is awesome.

The Library of Congress combines the net awesomeness of that entire list, in an awesome building, with awesome organization, awesome people running it and awesome art on the walls.

This should be in the Top 8. I am more in awe of this than the sum of all other nominees, even though all nominees this month are awesome in their own right. reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to Olav Rokne on 9/14/2009
Agreed. reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky commented ( about The Stig ) on 6/21/2009
So the Stig is Michael Schumacher? Not sure what impact that has on his awesomeness... reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Yorky on 6/21/2009
The Stig is touring car driver Ben Collins... allegedly. He does speak with an English accent. I'va also heard the theory that The Stig is Damon Hill, But he set a faster time in the Suzuki than Damon Hill did. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/21/2009
Then again the whole point of The Stig is that no one really does know who The Stig is. That's why Borat and Daft Punk aren't nearly as awesome because we know who they really are. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to The McBoxman on 6/22/2009
I am The Stig...prove me wrong reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/22/2009
Easy. I am The Stig. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The McBoxman on 6/22/2009
I am The Stig. My T-shirt says so. BAM! reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky commented ( about The Stig ) on 6/21/2009
I got a Top Gear Father's Day cake with the Stig on it today!

Now, how many of his competitors are awesome enough to feature on Father's Day cakes? Che Guevara, Johnny Cash, the US National Library or whatever it's called? No. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Yorky on 6/21/2009
My friend got a Father's Day cake with Che Guevera's face on it... reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky commented ( about this matchup ) on 6/18/2009
The Stig is being beat by a library? This is wrong! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Yorky on 6/18/2009
It's not just 'a library,' The Library of Congress represents everything that makes the U.S.A. better than Iran, better than China, better than Russia.

It's what makes the U.S.A. great: the unfettered and democratic access to information. Anyone can read anything in the library, and the library does not discriminate against any printed matter; it contains books of unpopular opinions, written by villains and assasins as well as by saints and by heroes.

It is the ultimate forum for the marketplace of ideas, for the freedom of speech, for the freedom of the press.

This is Thomas Jefferson's greatest achievement and it is a monument to last for the ages.

The Library of Congress is awesome. reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Olav Rokne on 6/18/2009
well s*** dude. sure thats amazing and great. but the stig has got lightning speed and a kick a** uniform. plus he's barack o bama in disguise. way more awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Frizzle The Farout on 6/18/2009
Even I have a hard time voting for The Stig after that. And I nominated him. reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to on 6/19/2009
It may well be the comprehensively stocked library on the planet: but it is still a library, a building with books in it. How can that compete with the Stig? reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Yorky on 6/19/2009
* most comprehensively stocked... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Yorky on 6/19/2009
Because it's more than the sum of its components. It's more than the bricks and mortar of the building or the pages of its books. It's an idea, an idea like the Constitution, the Magna Carta or the Bill of Rights. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about this matchup ) on 6/18/2009
In a race between the Stig and The Library of Congress, do you know who would win?

The Library. It's just that awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about The Stig ) on 6/5/2009
This is how the Original Stig met his demise. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4x0Dz00csA The new Stig is a bit more robust... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIv0bOd9XtA reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Library of Congress ) on 6/5/2009
The Great Library of Alexandria was one of the 7 Wonders of the Ancient World...perhaps the Library of Congress should be considered one of the Wonders of the Modern World? THAT would be awesome! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to the_mad_nader on 6/5/2009
IMHO, the LoC is all seven wonders of the Modern World. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about The Stig ) on 6/5/2009
Hey, Ivan! it was actually a Jaguar that The Stig drove off an aircraft carrier. Just for the sake of accuracy. reply


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