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Tooth Fairy
TOOTH FAIRY
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

The tooth fairy is known to be absent minded and erratic. Sometimes she leaves piles of money, other times just one bright and shiny coin. No one is sure if she uses her wand to poof the tooth into money or if she delves into her pouch to pay up in exchange for the priceless commodity. What exactly does she want the teeth for? Is she making a tooth castle? Does she act alone? Does she pay more for certain types of teeth? Should we be worried about her sneaking into our children's rooms while they sleep?

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The Recliner
THE RECLINER
Rank: Blade TinManCometh
Nominated by TinManCometh

Not much to say here, but if you've ever had a quality, broken in recliner.. then you know what the hell is going on. Recliners are not about anything other than the perfection of lounging

Did you know Napoleon can take credit for the invention of the recliner? He created a portable camp bed that reclined and allowed for laid back seating while he was out and about with his army.

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D.W. Shrift commented ( about The Recliner ) on 7/13/2009
Recliners promote laziness. No one earns awesome from being lazy. 'Nuff said. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to D.W. Shrift on 7/13/2009
I'm the laziest man I know, and I'm pretty Awesome. Just ask my mom. reply

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Ghazi replied to on 7/14/2009
I refer you to `Time Enough for Love` by Robert A. Heinlein, specifically The Man who was too Lazy to Fail... reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Tooth Fairy ) on 7/6/2009
The Tooth fairy strikes me as a little more creepy than awesome. Although I thought the "tooth fairies" featured in HellBoy II: The Golden Army were pretty neat reply


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