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The Hamburger Bed
THE HAMBURGER BED
Rank: Schultz Jerza
Nominated by Jerza
Special Selection February 09

The Hamburger Bed was made by Kayla Kromer from a '70 circular mattress she got off of craigslist. Other than the mattress, the rest of the bed is her own invention, and it is awesome. It comes with cheese, lettuce, pickle and a sesame bun. The bed has even amassed a fanbase on facebook that exceeds 6,000 members!

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The Hamburger Bed was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Afros


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Jesus Christ


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General Lee 01


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Space Invader Invasion


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Literal Video Versions


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Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


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Death Star


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Extent of the Universe


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Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Afros
AFROS
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

The greatest thing about the afro is that for those that have the right kind of hair, its almost no work.   So few things that stand out are so easy.  I was born with perfect afro hair, it took me 19 years to have the guts to go for it, and by age 25 I was too bald to pull it off.  So I love the afro, from a distance.  There are so many reasons why they rock:

  • adds hieght ...intimidates your enemies
  • improves hearing
  • keeps your head warm
  • dereases your chances of getting lost in a crowd
  • is round
  • gives your enemies the impression you are big
  • its so cool (the ladies want to touch it)

 

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Afros was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Krull Glaive


Ghost Riding da Whip


Mock Apple Pie


Velcro Shoes


Mr. Snuffleupagus


ANTS


Batmobile


Underoos!


Big Wheel Racing


Saber Toothed Deer


Shrunken Heads


Easy Cheese


Leeroy Jenkins!


Journey's Arnel Pineda


Plight of the Snowman


Toodle Shooting Grandma


Afros was voted LESS AWESOME than:

The Hamburger Bed


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Bob Ross


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Dramatic Chipmunk


Major League Gaming

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Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal commented ( about Afros ) on 2/7/2009
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