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WAKE n' BACON
WAKE N' BACON
Rank: Klinger shockwave50
Nominated by shockwave50

March 2009 Champion

Say goodbye to beeping alarms and muzak to jump start your day. Masterminds Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu are changing the way we wake up.  They have invented the Wake n' Bacon, an alarm clock that uses the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon to start your day.  Yes, you can have breakfast in bed. 

 

PS.  This alarm clock does not come with a snooze feature.  If you sleep too long your fire alarm will kick your lazy ass out of bed.

 

 

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The Couch Dress
THE COUCH DRESS
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

3rd Place October 08

Wow! The Couch Dress...who wouldn't want to snuggle up to you! Perfect for those evenings you want to stay in and still look your best! Any self respecting woman would crochet this for herself...but if your short for time.....check out http://www.pantalaine.com for this and many other Awesome products.

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Rank: Gomer Pinsir
Pinsir commented ( about WAKE n' BACON ) on 9/3/2009
I don't really know why but I think this if the funniest and most awesome thing ever reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Pinsir on 9/3/2009
No need to ask why . . . AWESOME JUST IS!!! reply high five

Rank: Pepper Raptorclaw
Raptorclaw replied to on 9/4/2009
who the hell is this pinsir f@&got? Im pretty sure this kid actually takes it in the butt. reply high five

Rank: Pepper Raptorclaw
Raptorclaw replied to Raptorclaw on 9/4/2009
just kidding pinsir reply high five

Rank: Pepper Zahg
Zahg replied to on 9/22/2009
Scyther 4evar reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about WAKE n' BACON ) on 3/7/2009
Oh, and fyi - I did a little research, and bacon can stay out for days because it is a 'cured meat'. So judge the Wake n Bacon not by the Botulism it creates! reply high five

Rank: Solo Yorky
Yorky replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 10/8/2009
Bacon, well pork in general, is one of the worst meats for passing diseases to humans: the book of Leviticus is bang up-to-date when it comes to food hygeine. I'm not just talking heart disease due to the fat content, but skin parasites, cancer, and all sorts of nasty stuff. reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about WAKE n' BACON ) on 3/3/2009
there is no better way to wake up the then to the smell of bacon reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to xyop96 on 3/5/2009
Unless you're vegetarian. reply high five

moholy
moholy replied to Olav Rokne on 3/19/2009
Wait, vegetarians can't even smell meat? reply high five1

Rank: Gomer Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy
Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy replied to on 3/13/2009
Spoken like a true virgin. reply high five

PhantomV48 replied to on 3/30/2009
Except: to a beer maid. reply high five

Anonymous commented ( about The Couch Dress ) on 10/12/2008
Can I get that in purple?? reply high five


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