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President Obama
PRESIDENT OBAMA
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

5th Place January 09

Phenom.

Messiah.

Revolutionary.

Savior.

Superhero.

Barack Hussein Obama II will be sworn in to the United State presidency on January 20th, 2009.  He will be the first black president in the history of the United States, a country who's history began with 337 years of slavery.  He is a Harvard Graduate with a Juris Doctor magna cum laude (if you don't know what that is, just trust me, its awesome).  He went from state senator, to US Senator, to President of the United States in four years. What more could Barack possibly accomplish? 

Awesomeoff champion maybe??

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The Couch Dress
THE COUCH DRESS
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

3rd Place October 08

Wow! The Couch Dress...who wouldn't want to snuggle up to you! Perfect for those evenings you want to stay in and still look your best! Any self respecting woman would crochet this for herself...but if your short for time.....check out http://www.pantalaine.com for this and many other Awesome products.

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Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


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Captain James T. Kirk


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Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


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Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


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Pizzazz


Extent of the Universe


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool


Captain EO


it's gonna be hot.


Gunther

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Rank: TBD DorkPower
DorkPower commented ( about President Obama ) on 10/9/2009
The Nobel prize is just another way of saying President Obama is awesome. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Awesomealot
Awesomealot commented ( about President Obama ) on 9/14/2009
Obama is so cool, he can be at two places at once! reply high five

Rank: Pepper onetwobri
onetwobri commented ( about President Obama ) on 1/29/2009
Obama being on Awesomeoff has caused actual political debates= not awesome reply high five

Rank: Pepper onetwobri
onetwobri replied to onetwobri on 1/29/2009
Freerunning being on Awesomeoff has caused people to run around outside and try to learn how to do it (including me)= Very Awesome reply high five

Rank: Gomer I B Jammin
I B Jammin replied to onetwobri on 1/29/2009
Ok, so I had to try it, with 8 foot snow drifts in the yard, what could go wrong...... Aieeeeeeeeeeee............ 25 foot drop to 8 foot drift, and I missed the greenhouse......... In hospital.... doc is putting in metal rod in about 30 minutes.... Amputation could be next, I don't know. This really sucks. Obama is more awesome reply high five

Rank: Pepper onetwobri
onetwobri replied to I B Jammin on 1/29/2009
obviously metal rods put anywhere in your body is awesome. Trying to jump across a 25 foot drop on your first freerunning attempt... not so much. (also... when these pros freerun what they're doing is dangerous, not stupid) reply high five

Rank: Pepper onetwobri
onetwobri replied to onetwobri on 1/29/2009
p.s. I'm glad we're discussing this awesome-ly and not bringing ourselves down to the level of youtube comments. thanks for that. i do respect your opinion... just whole-heartily disagree. reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to onetwobri on 1/30/2009
I'm glad you are keeping it civil too! Saves me from replacing more 'uck's with ***'s reply high five

Rank: Pepper onetwobri
onetwobri replied to on 1/29/2009
oh.. i meant political debates on Awesomeoff. reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about President Obama ) on 1/16/2009
He's about the be PRESIDENT of the FREAKING USA...even though his middle name is HUSSEIN, his Dad was a Moslem AND was from Africa. Nothing can be awesomer. Nothing. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to the_mad_nader on 1/16/2009
Obama is fairly awesome. reply high five

havaham replied to on 1/26/2009
obama is not going to solve all of our problems, or all of the world's problems. no single individual has all of the answers. BUT obama is handsome, articulate, intelligent, has great charisma, an open mind, a really cool name, and an excellent foreign policy. he's exactly the kind of leader we need. yay! reply high five

Anonymous commented ( about The Couch Dress ) on 10/12/2008
Can I get that in purple?? reply high five


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