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Moustache Balaclava
MOUSTACHE BALACLAVA
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Special Selection October 08

Vik Prjonsdottir is a Icelandic clothing designer, who has created a variety of items that will likely end up here. When I see this beard cap, it makes me want to go back to high school and strangle my home economics teacher. I mean, I learned to knit... but I never dreamed knitting could have been my path to greatness.

Vik has done something here that can not be taken lightly. If you head off to the mountain with this on, is there any doubt you will have more fun, have better adventures and meet more interesting people? Its like, this cap is a reality filter. I feel like with it on, everything I see would instantly be more awesome.

P.S. Efrivararskegg! meet Hat. Vik Prjonsdottir is a trend setter extraordinaire. Her 'Beard Cap' has already swept the knitting nation! Friends at feather and fan blog have even created a version with it's own secret pocket.

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Moustache Balaclava was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Couch Dress


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Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


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Jesus Christ


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Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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The Couch Dress
THE COUCH DRESS
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

3rd Place October 08

Wow! The Couch Dress...who wouldn't want to snuggle up to you! Perfect for those evenings you want to stay in and still look your best! Any self respecting woman would crochet this for herself...but if your short for time.....check out http://www.pantalaine.com for this and many other Awesome products.

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Abraham Lincoln


Blooming Onion


Dan Deacon


Spiderman tattoo


Meat Suitcase


Mullet Family


Sliced Bread


Unibrow


Navel Fluff Collection


Tree Hugging


ManBabies


Humanimals


Charlie Sheen


Mexican Pointy Boots


The Couch Dress was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Candy Cigarettes


Chewbacca


Chia Pets


Moustache Balaclava


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sliced Bread


Spam


Venus Fly Traps


Cuy - last supper


yngwie malmsteen


Theo Jansen's Art


General Lee 01


Twinkies


Mock Apple Pie


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Dwight K. Schrute


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


Velcro Shoes


Erwin Wurm's "Fat House"


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Badass Mountain Men


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


This Super Stars MusiCard


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


Banksy


Peekaru


Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Pizzazz


Extent of the Universe


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool


Captain EO


it's gonna be hot.


Gunther

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Rank: TBD DorkPower
DorkPower commented ( about this matchup ) on 10/4/2009
Moustache Balaclava has got to win this to set up the Couch Dress/Meat Suitcase ultimate challenge! reply high five

Rank: Gomer Awesomeus Maximus
Awesomeus Maximus commented ( about Moustache Balaclava ) on 10/28/2008
The couch dress was accidental. It was like she was quilting and then messed up and ended up with a dress. The Moustache Balaclava required vision. Winner. reply high five

Rank: Schultz Jerza
Jerza commented ( about Moustache Balaclava ) on 10/15/2008
I seriously need one. reply high five

Anonymous commented ( about The Couch Dress ) on 10/12/2008
Can I get that in purple?? reply high five


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