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   GUNTHER
This Swedish performer rolls out the sexiest dance music in all of Europe. His mustache makes him unforgettable. His entourage... The Sunshine Girls! It is not surprising, the main things in Günther's life are: "Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!" His mission (coined a Günther trend') ;is to spread the message of Love; to sexualized it more. Check out this awesome review of Gunther's Pleasureman album by David Jeffries:"An album as glorious as it is disposable, Pleasureman is a slick piece of Eurotrash that answers burning questions like "What would it sound like if John Holmes fronted la Bouche?" and "What would it be like if Dirk Diggler had gone club instead of hair metal?" What "I'm Too Sexy" was to the '90s, "Ding Dong Song" is to the 2000s, at least in Europe, where Günther's ode to that funny tingle down there ("Oooooh, you touch my Tra-La-La/My ding, ding dong") unseated Crazy Frog as the king of novelty club hits, ringtones, and all that is sparkling Euro-cheese. Course, Günther is more ironic than Crazy Frog, although there's no audible smirking and the irony is buried so deep, it's easy for the listener to unashamedly don the headphones and channel all the machismo the universe holds. Most of the tracks brilliantly mimic mainstream Euro-dance with Günther offering seductive and suggestive spoken word on top, along with a heaping helping of guttural "mmmmmmm"s and "ahhhhhhh"s (example: "It's you and me/And piña colada/Mmmmm!/Ahhhhhh!"). His faceless and luminous background singers the Sunshine Girls deliver the sugary melodies and there are a whole lot of castanets and references to tan lines, vacations, and "hot, hot summer love." Oddball of the lot is "One Night Stand," an electroclashy stomper that wouldn't be totally out of place on DJ Hell's International Deejay Gigolo Records, but Pleasureman works best when it shoots for the top of the charts with worthy "Ding Dong" follow-ups like "Tuttifrutti Summerlove" and "Teeny Weeny String Bikini." If you have any doubts that this is the best that camp-dance has to offer, know that the legendary Samantha Fox makes a guest appearance on the cover version of her career-defining "Touch Me." This ain't Viagra, it's Spanish Fly, or as Günther says, "It's a no-no/And you'll like it."
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Gunther was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 The Couch Dress  Meat Suitcase  Sliced Bread  Spam  Cuy - last supper  Unibrow  Twinkies  Mock Apple Pie  Navel Fluff Collection  Velcro Shoes  Erwin Wurm's "Fat House"  This Super Stars MusiCard  Tree Hugging  Peekaru  ManBabies  Pizzazz  it's gonna be hot.  Humanimals Humanimals  The Button King  US Navy SEALs  Charlie Sheen  Jeggings Gunther was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Candy Cigarettes  Bear Grylls  Captain EO  Photosynthetic Sea Slugs  Oddjob  Trojan Horse  TBDBITL (The Best Damn Band In The Land)  International Space Station  Hanson Brothers  Darth Maul's Lightsaber  Tyler Durden  Barney Stinson  Predator  Chicago World's Fair (1893)  Bettie Page  Luck  Hang Son Doong  Amelia Earhart  The Albinos!  Combining Giant Robots  Heath Ledger as the Joker  Topiaries  Chitti Babu
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   THE COUCH DRESS
3rd Place October 08 Wow! The Couch Dress...who wouldn't want to snuggle up to you! Perfect for those evenings you want to stay in and still look your best! Any self respecting woman would crochet this for herself...but if your short for time.....check out http://www.pantalaine.com for this and many other Awesome products.
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 Abraham Lincoln  Blooming Onion  Dan Deacon  Spiderman tattoo Meat Suitcase  Mullet Family Sliced Bread Unibrow Navel Fluff Collection Tree Hugging ManBabies Humanimals Charlie Sheen  Mexican Pointy Boots The Couch Dress was voted LESS AWESOME than: Candy Cigarettes  Chewbacca  Chia Pets  Moustache Balaclava Moustache Balaclava  Shaved Ball Cap  Giant Nintendo Controller  Little Superstar Meat Suitcase Sliced Bread Spam  Venus Fly Traps Cuy - last supper  yngwie malmsteen  Theo Jansen's Art  General Lee 01 Twinkies Mock Apple Pie Mock Apple Pie  El Chupacabra  Robocop on a Unicorn  Roller Derby  Freerunning  Dwight K. Schrute  Miracle On Ice  President Obama Velcro Shoes Erwin Wurm's "Fat House"  The Hamburger Bed  Bob Ross  Aurora Borealis  Flying Spaghetti Monster  Badass Mountain Men  Beer Maids  WAKE n' BACON  Zombies  Paul Bunyan  Space Invader Invasion This Super Stars MusiCard  Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator  The Brick Testament  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  Captain James T. Kirk  Banksy Peekaru  Johnny Cash  Teddy Roosevelt  James Earl Jones Counts to 10  Death Star  Literal Video Versions  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka  Hunter S. Thompson  MST3K Pizzazz  Extent of the Universe  Emperor Norton  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur  Walking on the Moon  Les Claypool Captain EO it's gonna be hot. Gunther
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I can't wait until Gunther is up against Humanimals.. I am certain this song will make the humanimal act 10x better.
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