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Flying Spaghetti Monster
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Special Selection February 09

Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, your Awesomeness!  Deity of unintelligent design. I forgive you, for tho created me not so perfect.  I know you only did this because you had a 'few too many'. Otherwise I'd have a noodly appendage too.  As you know us pastafarian—those who have been touched by your noodliness—feel with your direction we can embrace the latest pirate fashion and conquer global warming.   We Believe!

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The Couch Dress
THE COUCH DRESS
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

3rd Place October 08

Wow! The Couch Dress...who wouldn't want to snuggle up to you! Perfect for those evenings you want to stay in and still look your best! Any self respecting woman would crochet this for herself...but if your short for time.....check out http://www.pantalaine.com for this and many other Awesome products.

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Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 9/2/2009
i believe reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/7/2009
FSM IS FREEKEN EPIC! reply high five1

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/6/2009
From Wikipedia: The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity thought up and designed as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. The FSM is the deity of the parody religion[1][2] The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,[3] founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson. Since the intelligent design movement used ambiguous references to an unspecified 'Intelligent Designer' to avoid court rulings prohibiting the teaching of creationism as a science, this presumably left open the possibility that any imaginable thing could fill that role. reply high five1

Rank: Ermey Kid Indiana
Kid Indiana commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/6/2009
Isn't this a Church of the Subgenius related thingy? reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Kid Indiana on 2/6/2009
It isn't Church of the Subgenius at all. It's Pastafarianism. reply high five

Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal replied to Olav Rokne on 2/7/2009
lol pastafarianism reply high five

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to on 9/3/2009
I think you mean it's the Pastafari movement. reply high five1

Anonymous commented ( about The Couch Dress ) on 10/12/2008
Can I get that in purple?? reply high five


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