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Captain James T. Kirk
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Nominated by Patrick Moniz

1st Place May 09

If you could put awesome into a human body, it would be him. He is the only human that has ever defeated a Klingon with his bare hands! He outsmarted Khan! He was on a show that not many people watched, and made 6 movies from that show! If that is not awesome, I do not know what is.

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Captain James T. Kirk was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Nikola Tesla


Bookmobile


The Couch Dress


Easy Bake(R) Oven


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


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Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


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Library of Congress


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Extent of the Universe


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Captain James T. Kirk was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Wingsuit Base Jumping


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The Brick Testament


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The Couch Dress
THE COUCH DRESS
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

3rd Place October 08

Wow! The Couch Dress...who wouldn't want to snuggle up to you! Perfect for those evenings you want to stay in and still look your best! Any self respecting woman would crochet this for herself...but if your short for time.....check out http://www.pantalaine.com for this and many other Awesome products.

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Blooming Onion


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The Couch Dress was voted LESS AWESOME than:

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Miracle On Ice


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The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Badass Mountain Men


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


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Space Invader Invasion


This Super Stars MusiCard


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


Banksy


Peekaru


Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Pizzazz


Extent of the Universe


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool


Captain EO


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Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 11/28/2009
Epic awesomeness - The Shat as Alexander (pre-Star Trek): http://io9.com/5413427/captain-kirk-and-batman-team-up-in-ancient-greece reply high five1

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 11/26/2009
I suppose Kirk has finally got to believe in the no-win scenario. Damn it Jim! reply high five

Rank: Ermey hmcnally
hmcnally commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 11/23/2009
Wow, looks like the CaptainOff has brought out the Kirk hate... reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to hmcnally on 11/23/2009
I think that fact that Kirk's been a nominee for 3 consecutive contests, spanning more than 3 months, means many are getting weary of JTK. reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to the_mad_nader on 11/23/2009
agreed, I love Kirk, but I'm ready to move on. Too many times a bride's maid. I think Picard appears to be the new Kirk. ;-) reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Awesomealot
Awesomealot commented ( about this matchup ) on 9/16/2009
Kirk would hit that. reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Awesomealot on 9/16/2009
Especially if Yoeman Rand was in it . . . or a green alien babe. reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 5/13/2009
im proud to give captain kirk my 1,000th Vote reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to xyop96 on 5/13/2009
I think you were the fastest ever to reach Staff-Sergeant! Nice work! reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 5/13/2009
I endorse James T. Kirk as the greatest nominee ever to grace Awesomeoff.

James T. Kirk is the patron saint of Awesome. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 5/13/2009
I'm going to second that. Perhaps, Jim should be the Awesome poster child. I like the patron saint idea. I need a little plastic dashboard Kirk for my car. Or perhaps a medallion for my neck. reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to The Dude on 5/13/2009
I think our captain rank, when we get there should definitely be 'Kirk' reply high five

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 5/13/2009
Without question. reply high five

Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Love of the Awesome replied to Under the Radar on 5/13/2009
The generation that is spoiled by multi-million dollar special effect movies, like myself, does not seem to find Kirk who flew around in a carboard ship in front of a piece of paper to be so awesome reply high five

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Love of the Awesome on 5/14/2009
Well, I am from the generation that is spoiled by those special effect movies, and let me tell you, Kirk makes that cardboard ship in front of paper look a million times better than all those special effects. Kirk has what most movies are lacking: Awesome! reply high five

jimmythegeek replied to Patrick Moniz on 5/24/2009
Well said. Look, there's even a poster: http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk.jpg reply high five

Rank: Blade T
T replied to on 5/14/2009
wurd danczykial. reply high five

Rank: Ermey hmcnally
hmcnally replied to on 11/12/2009
He is The Kirk. The Creator. reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 5/11/2009
new star trek movie is soo great! jj abrams did a great job.. didnt expect anything else from the co creator of Lost reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to xyop96 on 5/11/2009
Yeah, I saw both Trek and Wolverine... Star Trek was waaayyy better. My teenage kids loved it too, and they've never even seen an episode of Star Trek reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 5/11/2009
As a huge Star Trek geek and purist, and a hater of JJ Abrams, I fully expected to hate it... Somehow, I loved it! reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to The Dude on 5/11/2009
Yeah, that movie was saucy. reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 replied to on 5/12/2009
do you mind if i ask why you hate JJ Abrams? reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to xyop96 on 5/12/2009
Lost is the most ridiculous show on TV, Cloverfield was an over-hyped waste of time and money, and I don't find the viral websites and videos cute whatsoever. I think he's the most over-hyped creative mind in Hollywood, and I was truly terrified he would single-handedly destroy the Star Trek franchise. Traditionally, Star Trek hasn't been about hype and flash, which is what the new film seems to be mostly about, but it's well put together, well written, well acted, and it has very few downsides. (most notably, Eric Bana's portrayal of the villain, Nero.... wretched.) All in all, I was very pleased with Star Trek, despite my own fearful misgivings. reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 replied to The Dude on 5/12/2009
So i guess your not much of a Lost Fan? i Never Saw Cloverfield, but Lost is an absolutely Amazing show reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to xyop96 on 5/12/2009
My biggest beef with Lost is that they never answer any questions. they set up all these crazy mysteries, and never solve any of them. I watched two seasons of Lost and gave up. you gotta tie some things up every once in a while. But I think we can all agree that Lost has given us one thing that's truly Awesome: Evangeline Lilly. My gods she's ridiculously hot. reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 replied to The Dude on 5/12/2009
lol agreed... The 2nd season did drag and thats when alot of people stopped watching. But Lost has a awesome community and a bunch of different great podcasts. You should try and give it a 2nd chance reply high five

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to on 9/3/2009
You stopped too soon! reply high five

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to on 5/12/2009
You can tell they were very respectful of the Star Trek mythos. The trouble with prequels is how to make it exciting when we know the history already; it's very clever that they changed the timeline so that now we no longer can be sure what will happen next- but it's still close enough that they haven't lost any of the important history that would anger the fans. Well done. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to Under the Radar on 5/12/2009
...And, by changing the time-line, they took away our right to bitch about not being true to the existing story lines. reply high five

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to The Dude on 5/13/2009
Ahh! Touche, komrade! I just still can't believe that was Eric Bana as Nero! reply high five

Rank: Pepper Scooby Vuu
Scooby Vuu commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 5/11/2009
If you are beginning to doubt Captain James T. Kirk's awesomeness, please go see the new Star Trek movie. reply high five

Anonymous commented ( about The Couch Dress ) on 10/12/2008
Can I get that in purple?? reply high five


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