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Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
BRAWNDO: THE THIRST MUTILATOR
Rank: Blade T
Nominated by T

2nd Place April 09

Brawndo was created for the movie Idiocracy, but the makers of the film didn't let the concept live and die there. They actually make this stuff. You can order it from a number of on-line sites, and the web site and you tube videos that promote it are incredible.

Its ironic, in most cases you pay $2.25 for an energy drink, and it pisses you off that you got $.25 of product and paid for $2.00 in marketing. In this case, who cares what's really in the can. I'd pay the premium for the drink, just make SURE the marketing campaign keeps going!

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The Couch Dress
THE COUCH DRESS
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

3rd Place October 08

Wow! The Couch Dress...who wouldn't want to snuggle up to you! Perfect for those evenings you want to stay in and still look your best! Any self respecting woman would crochet this for herself...but if your short for time.....check out http://www.pantalaine.com for this and many other Awesome products.

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This Super Stars MusiCard


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The Brick Testament


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Hunter S. Thompson


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Extent of the Universe


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool


Captain EO


it's gonna be hot.


Gunther

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Rank: George The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator ) on 9/10/2009
Never bring an Ice Cream truck to a Taser fight. reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator ) on 9/2/2009
i would love to Become more popular with law enforcement reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to xyop96 on 9/4/2009
I've been somewhat popular with law enforcement in the past; while interesting and even hilariously amusing at times, overall I'd have to say it was so not awesome. reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator ) on 4/6/2009
LMAO "make words your bitch" thats great reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to xyop96 on 4/6/2009
I just watched this again, at the end, really quickly it says "Because you can't drink a car battery" reply high five

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to on 4/7/2009
Dude I think that Brwando: The Thirst Mutilator is going to take it all this month. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 4/7/2009
It has what plants crave: Awesomeness. reply high five

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to on 4/17/2009
At first I thought it said "make words *you* bitch" which was also really funny. reply high five

Anonymous commented ( about The Couch Dress ) on 10/12/2008
Can I get that in purple?? reply high five


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