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The Couch Dress
THE COUCH DRESS
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
3rd Place October 08

Wow! The Couch Dress...who wouldn't want to snuggle up to you! Perfect for those evenings you want to stay in and still look your best! Any self respecting woman would crochet this for herself...but if your short for time.....check out http://www.pantalaine.com for this and many other Awesome products.

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Blooming Onion
BLOOMING ONION
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

This popluar all American appetizer is said to have originated on the Outback Steakhouse menu. It has since swept the nation and is featured at several major chain restaurants. Chili's calls it an "Awesome Blossom".  There are 2710 calories in an 'Awesome Blossom'...and 60 in an onion! It's nice to know you can load up on some greasy calories just about anywhere in the USA. 

Anyone up for some bowling and an "Awesome Blossom"?

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Anonymous commented ( about The Couch Dress ) on 10/12/2008
Can I get that in purple?? reply


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