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The Couch Dress
THE COUCH DRESS
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

3rd Place October 08

Wow! The Couch Dress...who wouldn't want to snuggle up to you! Perfect for those evenings you want to stay in and still look your best! Any self respecting woman would crochet this for herself...but if your short for time.....check out http://www.pantalaine.com for this and many other Awesome products.

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Abraham Lincoln
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Hmm.. "Honest Abe".. This might not be a totally obvious inclusion, but let's review some accomplishments:

  • First President with a beard.   Not just a beard though, a truly classic beard, known in some circles as the 'Friend Beard'.  This beard had all the warmth needed to get through a tough winter in the White House, but with no moustache, Abe was still also a terrific kisser.
  • Handy with an axe.
  • 6'4" - and if that wasn't dominating enough.. he always wore a top hat.  He must have looked like the Pimp Bot 5000 while walking around in a crowded room. 
  • Kept an envelop on his desk in his notoriously cluttered office labeled "if you can't find it anywhere else look in this."
  • Was a hit with the ladies (even thought they should vote!)
  • Once accepted a duel (the other dude bailed of course.)
  • Held seances at the White House to contact dead realatives.
  • Reportedly dreamed the future.  
Not enough for you?  Oh, well, you know, it's also said he won the civil war, and freed the slaves.  All before the most dramatic exit of any sitting president. 
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cityhugger commented ( about this matchup ) on 10/18/2008
I can't vote on this one - apples and oranges. reply high five

Rank: Schultz K.J.
K.J. commented ( about this matchup ) on 10/18/2008
How can you pick a friggin throw rug over freeing the slaves?? reply high five

Anonymous commented ( about The Couch Dress ) on 10/12/2008
Can I get that in purple?? reply high five


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