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YNGWIE MALMSTEEN
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

I think Yngwie falls into a select form of musician. Correct me if I'm wrong, but few people who were fans of Malmsteen really sat around and listened to his albums. But there is no one on earth that would not turn their head if he was playing a solo within ear shot.

You can play a catchy, memorable tune with an acoustic guitar in your lap—but is there a reason to play guitar with your teeth, other than the ultimate pursuit of AWESOME?

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The Couch Dress
THE COUCH DRESS
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

3rd Place October 08

Wow! The Couch Dress...who wouldn't want to snuggle up to you! Perfect for those evenings you want to stay in and still look your best! Any self respecting woman would crochet this for herself...but if your short for time.....check out http://www.pantalaine.com for this and many other Awesome products.

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Anonymous commented ( about The Couch Dress ) on 10/12/2008
Can I get that in purple?? reply high five


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