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Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
BRAWNDO: THE THIRST MUTILATOR
Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Nominated by Frizzle The Farout
2nd Place April 09

Brawndo was created for the movie Idiocracy, but the makers of the film didn't let the concept live and die there. They actually make this stuff. You can order it from a number of on-line sites, and the web site and you tube videos that promote it are incredible.

Its ironic, in most cases you pay $2.25 for an energy drink, and it pisses you off that you got $.25 of product and paid for $2.00 in marketing. In this case, who cares what's really in the can. I'd pay the premium for the drink, just make SURE the marketing campaign keeps going!

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Chewbacca


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Nikola Tesla


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Space Invader Invasion
SPACE INVADER INVASION
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
1st Place April 09

Have you ever happened upon a tiled Space Invader on a city street? Most of these creations are the work of one man. He likes to be called "Invader". For the past eight years he has been traveling the planet earth playing his own reality Space Invader game. For every tiled Space Invader he cements in place he gives himself points. He has Invaded 35 cities on five continents. He is documenting his invasion and even offers a collection of maps.   If your planning a trip to one of the invaded cities stay alert, bring your laser beam and remember they like to move sideways.

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Space Invader Invasion was voted MORE AWESOME than:

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Extreme Shepherding


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Space Invader Invasion was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


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The Brick Testament


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Teddy Roosevelt


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Mark Twain


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


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Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Space Invader Invasion ) on 9/30/2009
Anyone else notice how some of the "space invaders" look more like Pac-Man ghosts? reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to the_mad_nader on 9/30/2009
Spooooky . . . reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator ) on 9/10/2009
Never bring an Ice Cream truck to a Taser fight. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator ) on 9/2/2009
i would love to Become more popular with law enforcement reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to xyop96 on 9/4/2009
I've been somewhat popular with law enforcement in the past; while interesting and even hilariously amusing at times, overall I'd have to say it was so not awesome. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Space Invader Invasion ) on 4/17/2009
Could someone attempt to convince me that this is somehow awesome?


Because I currently just don't see it. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to Olav Rokne on 4/17/2009
Wow, i know. I mean its kinda awesome, but not undefeated awesome. Its like a video game version of Where the Hell is Matt, but without the depth and meaning of it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to The McBoxman on 4/17/2009
At most it inspires perplexed bemusement... but it doesn't make me feel awe-struck.

Regardless of how neat it may be, SII is simply aweless. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 4/17/2009
Although, I do think it's the most awesome graffiti ever. It takes a lot more thought and time than just using a can of spray paint. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to The Dude on 4/17/2009
Banksy is more awesome than Space Invader graphiti. (www.banksy.co.uk) reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 4/17/2009
I had never seen his work before, but I have to agree with you. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to The Dude on 4/17/2009
I'm quite fond of the fact that he installed several of his works at the MOMA, the British Museum and the Tate ... without anyone knowing about it for several weeks. reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to Olav Rokne on 4/21/2009
Banksy is super-awesome...but I also love the fact that Invader is not only doing guerilla art, he's got his own points system for it. That's so unnecessary as to be awe-tastic!!! reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to on 4/29/2009
I must agree, I never would have guessed at the beginning of the month that the final matchup would be these two.... reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator ) on 4/6/2009
LMAO "make words your bitch" thats great reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to xyop96 on 4/6/2009
I just watched this again, at the end, really quickly it says "Because you can't drink a car battery" reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to on 4/7/2009
Dude I think that Brwando: The Thirst Mutilator is going to take it all this month. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 4/7/2009
It has what plants crave: Awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to on 4/17/2009
At first I thought it said "make words *you* bitch" which was also really funny. reply


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