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Shutter Shades
SHUTTER SHADES
Zach
Nominated by Zach

Eyeglass designer Alain Mikli fashioned the 'shutter shade' for Kanye West. And since we all want to be 'that cool', mass produced plastic shutter shades are popping up everywhere.

While wearing them, the user is essentially 50% blind, as they feature solid plastic or metal bars that cross in front of your eyes. So they're not exactly practical, they are not exactly safe to wear while doing many mundane tasks like driving a car, playing catch, or walking down a street... but they are very awesome.

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Bookmobile
BOOKMOBILE
Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

We had a library
      ...the bookmobile came nonetheless. 

 I can remember the waiting in line, the smell, it was like a playhouse, a novelty.  I was so excited every time it visited.

All the bookmobile needs is a tune (like the ice cream truck)... kids today need more reasons to jump up from the couch and sprint through the neighborhood like a packs of wild banshees.

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Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar commented ( about Shutter Shades ) on 5/24/2009
Shutter shades are an icon of awesome 80's naivete and teenage optimism; they say, "My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades; but I only need UV protection every other centimeter." reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Shutter Shades ) on 5/17/2009
These couldn't have been designed for Kanye... I remember these in the 80s. reply high five

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to The Dude on 5/17/2009
Yeah, like in the movie Big Trouble in Little China! reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Patrick Moniz on 5/18/2009
YES! Totally true, I don't know about Big Trouble in Little China, but I was just watching a video of Sho Nuff fighting Bruce Leeroy in the Last Dragon... and I saw shuttershades on Sho Nuff. I will strike the Kanye comment from the record! reply high five

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar commented ( about Shutter Shades ) on 5/14/2009
Forget the shades- I want one of those pink telephones that chick has in her bag! reply high five


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