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Les Claypool
LES CLAYPOOL
Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Nominated by Frizzle The Farout
Special Selection August 09

Decades from now, when historians begin studying the development of the bass guitar in our generation, they will look to one man.  That man is Les Claypool.  Beginning with his 90’s jam band Primus, Les has played with a countless number of bands playing a multitude of instruments.  His bass selection ranges from an old family banjo strung up bass stylies, to his classic six-stringer, to a wooden hinge-like instrument Claypool may or may not have invented called the Whamola. Claypool's funky, creative playing style on the electric bass mixes finger-tapping, flamenco-like strumming, and slap techniques. He is a multi-instrumentalist, novelist, music producer, actor, film director, fly fisherman, and indeed an awesome dude.
 

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Les Claypool was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Mock Apple Pie


BigDog Robot


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Literal Video Versions


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


The Lone Ranger


Marilyn Manson


Daft Punk


Danny Way Jumps the Great Wall


Emperor Norton


Competitive Eating


Afro Samurai


The Motherland Calls


Jackalopes


Capes


Georgia Guidestones


Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide


Los Pikadientes De Caborca


Wienermobile


Holy Hand Grenade


Manticores


Shreddin


Les Claypool was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Crop Circles


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Rollerman


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


The Man with No Name


Banksy


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Walking on the Moon


Walking on the Moon


Napoleon

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Shaved Ball Cap
SHAVED BALL CAP
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
1st Place October 08

This image was just found on some anonymous Australian funny photo site. We have no idea who the hell this guy is, but we would like to meet him.

I really didn't know a haircut could be this good. A lot of people will go with weird stripes, patterns, shapes, curls, etc... but interpretive shape cutting is really unheard of.

This entry will destroy a lot of others...

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Shaved Ball Cap was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Moustache Balaclava


Moustache Balaclava


Side Stache


Giant Nintendo Controller


Horse Moustache


Jesus Christ


Jesus Christ


K.I.T.T.


Meat Suitcase


Mullet Family


Smurfette


Spam


Pimpy Cars


General Lee 01


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


BigDog Robot


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


The Hamburger Bed


Zombies


Space Invader Invasion


Shaved Ball Cap was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Little Superstar


Little Superstar


Little Superstar


Venus Fly Traps


Crop Circles


Robocop on a Unicorn


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Les Claypool

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Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 9/22/2009
I've been meaning to make one thing perfectly clear. I will never, EVER vote against Shaved Ball Cap. reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/22/2009
Tell us how you really feel! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 9/15/2009
I've said it before and now I'm going to say it again--there is absolutely no scenario in which I would vote against shaved ballcap. There has never been anything more aweomse than this. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 9/3/2009
I will never, EVER, vote against Shaved Ballcap reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout commented ( about Les Claypool ) on 8/21/2009
No bassist in history has ever been recorded slapping the strings of a bass guitar as fast as Claypool can. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Frizzle The Farout on 8/21/2009
Its been interesting to see how some musical entries get worked, and others take off. Seems to me Les Claypool does something that most people understand--he plays bass guitar. We know that that instrument does, what it is used for, what its general limitations are. When we see what he can do with a bass in his hand, it is undoubtedly awesome. Marilyn Manson pops up, and well, he's more of a freak personality than a mind bogglingly talented musician. He may stand for something, and some people may really respond to that, but being a symbol is apparently just not as awesome as exuding talent. Claypool is getting a lot of votes from me, because I simply can not believe he can play a bass like that. He's like Danny MacAskill with a guitar. reply

Rank: Schultz Kaapuetz
Kaapuetz replied to on 9/4/2009
Not even Victor Wooten? reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout commented ( about Les Claypool ) on 8/10/2009
After the death of Metallica's bassist Cliff Burton, Les Claypool auditioned for the empty space in the band. Claypool did not earn the spot because James Hetfield said quote "He was too good". reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to Frizzle The Farout on 8/10/2009
Hell yeah. If you're too good for Metallica, you must be some sort of godlike figure. reply

Rank: Klinger Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil replied to The McBoxman on 8/11/2009
not really, metalica in facts suck bigtimes. the only reason they a revered like gods is that their music went mainstream and a few of their songs were acceptable for mainstream radio-stations. Metalica has nothing on Megadeth or Iron Maiden. ( don't hate me i'm a troll! ) reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Yggdrasil on 8/11/2009
I actually agree. Metallica is a bunch of sellouts. They had one or two good albums, but then they kicked me off Napster, and I hate them for it. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The Dude on 8/11/2009
clearly an unbiased opinion. reply

Awesomeus Maximus
Awesomeus Maximus commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 10/28/2008
Stache is cool, but who wouldn't want to pull a ball cap hairstyle off if they could?? Seriously, most of us only dream of something this cool. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Awesomeus Maximus on 10/29/2008
agreed on the hairstyle. I used to have a pretty good afro, but nothing like that. Just imagine the possibilities you could sculpt... I am sooo jealous. But then you have to still hand it to Side Stache on a few levels. Both hairstyles were optional, but Side Stache rocked his in everyday life for 17 days. For all we know the shaved ballcap might have been a single hour event. reply

Rank: Klinger
Jurgs commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 10/28/2008
I would have loved to seen the fro before he shaved it. huge reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 9/21/2008
Is this thing on ?? reply


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