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Saber Toothed Deer
SABER TOOTHED DEER
Rank: Schultz onetwobri
Nominated by onetwobri

It Lives!!! in the form of the Chinese Water Deer and the Musk Deer. The Saber Toothed Deer looks exactly like a normal deer, except that it is a little bit furrier and instead of antlers it has giant saber tooth tiger teeth. These teeth are retractable and can be moved out of the way when eating, or thrust forward to fight. They live mostly in China and Korea, but there are small populations in Britain and France where they escaped from zoos and began populating on their own.

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Don King
DON KING
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Don King isn't your ordinary Boxing Promoter with extraordinary hair. His promoting accomplishments include "The Rumble in the Jungle," and the "Thrilla in Manila." He has represented some of Boxing greatest: Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, and Evander Holyfield. He even managed the Jacksons' 1984 Victory Tour.

Don't let his goofy appearance fool you though. King is about as gritty as they come. He has been indited and sued more times than he has fingers, and has even killed a couple guys who had done him wrong. He's simultaneously the King, and the Don, and a character like him can exist "Only in America".

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Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Don King ) on 2/7/2009
where is the love for don king... bc up to this point there has been absolutely None reply

Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Ivana B. Awesome commented ( about Saber Toothed Deer ) on 2/6/2009
What does he need those teeth for? reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to Ivana B. Awesome on 2/6/2009
The male Chinese water deer are very territorial. They will bite and sometimes kill each other if another male gets too close. (awesome) During the rutting season, males will also fight for prospective mates. (also awesome) reply

Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal replied to on 2/7/2009
killing the rare saber tooth turtle, of course reply

Rank: Schultz G-willi
G-willi replied to Hannibal on 2/19/2009
what saber tooth turtle? reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to G-willi on 2/21/2009
it's very rare. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Saber Toothed Deer ) on 2/6/2009
Sorry to bring this up, but shouldn't there be a hyphen? Like "Saber-Toothed," since that's adjectival?

I just think hyphens are awesome. reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Olav Rokne on 2/16/2009
LOL, Olav, always looking for the awesome in awesome... reply


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