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Zombies
ZOMBIES
Rank: Colonel The Dude
Nominated by The Dude
Special Selection March 09

THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU MARTHA!

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Bukowski


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Moonshine


Stallone - Over the Top


Theo Jansen's Art


General Lee 01


BigDog Robot


Boyfriend Pillow


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


The Hamburger Bed


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Badass Mountain Men


Centaurs


Liquor and Guns Drive Thru


Tater Tots


Ronald Jenkees


Kryptonite


Toothpick Beard


Rock-Afire Explosion


Hot Chicks with Guns


Bubblewrap


WAKE n' BACON


The Greening of the Chicago River


The Irish


Brand New White Socks


White Zombie


Subdermal Implants


Phuket Vegetarian Festival


Ralph Wiggum


Bowling


Jesus Pan


Sandcastlematt


Paul Bunyan


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Zombies was voted LESS AWESOME than:

WAKE n' BACON


Chewbacca


Shaved Ball Cap


Venus Fly Traps


Nikola Tesla


Crop Circles


El Chupacabra


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


Aurora Borealis


Ski Dubai


Beer Maids


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Scraper Bike


Rollerman


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Hunter S. Thompson


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon

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Roller Derby
ROLLER DERBY
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
December 2008 Champion

This has to be the most unique sport ever! I can't quite put my finger on it... roller skating, quarky fashion, maybe bowling league, www wrestling?...

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Roller Derby was voted MORE AWESOME than:

BigDog Robot


Robocop on a Unicorn


Chewbacca


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Flux Capacitor


Fonzie Jumps The Shark


Chuck Norris Action Jeans


BeatBox Didgeridoo


General Lee 01


Caffeinated Soap


Bubb Rubb - Whistle Fan


Crop Circles


Porter Wagoner


Little Sidekicks


Navel Fluff Collection


Bacon Tuxedo


BigDog Robot


Keg Stands


Christmas Sweaters


Transformer Costumes


Red Lipped Batfish


Magic 8 Ball


Freerunning


Dwight K. Schrute


Miracle On Ice


The Hamburger Bed


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Badass Mountain Men


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


MST3K


Les Claypool


Roller Derby was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Sasquatch


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Cheese Rolling


Mentos and Diet Coke


Narwhals


President Obama


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Aurora Borealis


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Rollerman


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


Banksy


Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


Death Star


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Hunter S. Thompson


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon

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Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/25/2009
Having been a fan and follower of this sport since 2004, I can say without any reservation that it is the most exciting, hard hitting, and awesome sport to watch. It's got something for just about everyone: amazing action, speed, hitting, strategy, beautiful women of all shapes and sizes, and it's totally DIY - almost universally skater owned and operated! Roller derby is the sporting incarnation of awesome itself! reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Zombies ) on 9/10/2009
2500 to Zombies! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to xyop96 on 9/10/2009
Hey! How come you have two gold bars before me? I have 100 more votes than you! reply

Licks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/2/2009
hell yes!! roller derby is life! reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Zombies ) on 3/26/2009
Zombies are hands more awesome then everything this month by far... just think of George Romero and all the amazing movies he has created.. Where would we be today if it wasn't for the 1968 horror classic night of the living dead. Sure Wake N Bacon is a cool idea and tater tots are delicious but a good zombie movie is fun for the the whole family :) reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to xyop96 on 3/26/2009
I'm forced to agree with you. WNB just seems like a house fire waiting to happen, and that is DEFINITELY not Awesome! reply

AKNeal replied to The Dude on 3/27/2009
But Fire is awesome. So maybe thats the alure. if you hit the snooze button too many times you wake up to the smell of all your worldy possesions(including you newly purchased wake an bacon) ablaze. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to AKNeal on 3/27/2009
I think Midnight Oil resolved this argument in their monograph "How Can We Sleep Whilst Our Beds Are Burning?" reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 3/27/2009
Good call, Olav. And besides as much as I love Bacon, the fear of dying in my bed outweighs my love. And besides that, HOW CAN YOU VOTE AGAINST ZOMBIES?!?! reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to on 3/27/2009
Or, "How can we sleep while our pet are burning?" reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Zombies ) on 3/4/2009
We all are going to become Zombies one day, How can anyone vote against themself? reply

Rank: Gomer Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy
Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy replied to xyop96 on 3/13/2009
No way, Jesus will save me. Or at least my Jesus pan. reply

tyraspanks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/30/2008
Rollerderby is here to stay! reply

Nawty Dee commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/27/2008
Roller Derby is the most awesomest of the awesome! I play this wpnderful sport and love everyday of it! reply


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