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Walking on the Moon
WALKING ON THE MOON
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Year One Tournament of Champions Champ, August 2009 Champion

It is pretty amazing how humans are able to escape Earth , go to the moon and walk on it.  It is a symbol of national pride for Americans but also a beacon of hope for all humans because it shows us that no task is too large and no obstacle too high to overcome. "One small step for man, one giant leap for Mankind" Niel Armstrong

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Walking on the Moon was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

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Roller Derby
ROLLER DERBY
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
December 2008 Champion

This has to be the most unique sport ever! I can't quite put my finger on it... roller skating, quarky fashion, maybe bowling league, www wrestling?...

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Captain James T. Kirk


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Library of Congress


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Hunter S. Thompson


Extent of the Universe


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Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/25/2009
Having been a fan and follower of this sport since 2004, I can say without any reservation that it is the most exciting, hard hitting, and awesome sport to watch. It's got something for just about everyone: amazing action, speed, hitting, strategy, beautiful women of all shapes and sizes, and it's totally DIY - almost universally skater owned and operated! Roller derby is the sporting incarnation of awesome itself! reply

Licks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/2/2009
hell yes!! roller derby is life! reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky commented ( about Walking on the Moon ) on 8/2/2009
If this was the song by The Police I'd vote for it, but literally moon walking? Too geeky a nomination by far! reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Yorky on 8/2/2009
Just pretend it's the Police, then. reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to on 8/3/2009
Your sense of awesome is on the moon right now. reply

Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Love of the Awesome replied to on 8/3/2009
Geeky...once again, I don't get you Yorky reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Love of the Awesome on 8/3/2009
You don't get me? It's simple: if it's the kind of thing I imagine the spotty kids who used to sit at the front of the class would like, it's not awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Yorky on 8/3/2009
Yeah, but most of us ARE those spotty kids who sat at the front of the class. Hence, Awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The Dude on 8/3/2009
And, human beings walking on another FREAKING WORLD is pretty f***ing Awesome. Geeky or not, It takes stones to cram yourself in the computing equivalent of a four function calculator and hurl yourself to another celestial body! reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to The Dude on 8/4/2009
If they'd opened up the selection process I'm sure there wouldn've been no shortage of volunteers. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Yorky on 8/4/2009
OK, so strapping yourself to a pillar of flame, onboard the largest non-nuclear explosive device ever built, tearing yourself free from the planet's gravity and taking steps on a surface further away than anyone has been before isn't awesome?

And as for volunteers, it's hard to find volunteers who have the skills required to pilot a lunar module or re-entry vehicle using nothing but a slide-rule, brains and guts.

Totally awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 8/4/2009
It's difficult to find volunteers who are qualified to be a f***ing crossing guard, let alone fly to another world. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to The Dude on 8/4/2009
Look, lets not slag volunteers in general; as someone who relied on volunteers to put on our provincial Special Olympics Games, I can vouchsafe the fact that volunteers are awesome.

But I doubt I could find any with the neccessary skillz to fly a Saturn 5. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 8/5/2009
That wasn't really meant to disparage volunteers as a concept. My point was that, judging from Youtube, every redneck with a video camera would volunteer to do ridiculous things, but that doesn't mean that they would, 1. be qualified or 2. actually do it when the chips were down. When you and two of your closest buddies are sitting on top of 6 million pounds of rocket fuel. Steaming, seething, ready to explode at a moment's notice, you might have second thoughts about taking that trip. Especially knowing that the computers that run everything onboard are substantially less complicated than even the most basic cellular phone. Mankind's greatest endeavour. End of story. I may have nominated Mark Twain, but I'm going to go ahead and call Walking on the Moon the single most Awesome entrant of the month. reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to The Dude on 8/5/2009
Obviously no-one just has the skills to fly a lunar lander and safely put it on the moon: that comes with training. What they would need to look for in volunteers is the aptitude to absorb that training and the medical and physical fitness and mental robustness to survive the mission and be able to think straight while under considerable mental and physical strain.

Needless to say, I'd do it. In my world where I'm the model of normality everyone would jump at the chance, hence my comment about there being no shortage of volunteers. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Yorky on 8/16/2009
And yet a couple messages ago you thought walking on the moon was 'too geeky' for you to vote for it.. yet now, you are saying you would volunteer, and give your life to the cause of space exploration... you're getting hard to follow yorky. reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 8/16/2009
I'm not being inconsistent at all: being asked to take part in a space mission, especially a Moon landing, would be totally awesome - nominating "Walking on the Moon" (but not the record by The Police), however, is geeky. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Walking on the Moon ) on 8/2/2009
yah thad be cool if we really went to the moon! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_Moon_landing_hoax_conspiracy_theories reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to xyop96 on 8/2/2009
I find it interesting that most people that believe the moon landings were a hoax cite photographic evidence to prove we didn't go, but typically no little to absolutely nothing about photography. Which leads me to my conclusion. If you do not believe we went to the moon, then you are f***ing retarded, and I'm sending Buz Aldrin to your house! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU reply

Rank: Blade JS
JS replied to The Dude on 8/3/2009
With moon landings, atlantis, nostradamas, georgia guidestones and jesus riding t-rex, expect the crazies this month. I'm not sure what will be bigger this month; the conspiracy theory/new age bloc or the music bloc. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to JS on 8/3/2009
I hadn't noticed just how wacky many of these candidates were until you pointed it out. This should be a fun month! reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot replied to the_mad_nader on 8/3/2009
A month that makes Emperor Norton look sane. We're in trouble! reply

tyraspanks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/30/2008
Rollerderby is here to stay! reply

Nawty Dee commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/27/2008
Roller Derby is the most awesomest of the awesome! I play this wpnderful sport and love everyday of it! reply


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