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      WAKE N' BACON
March 2009 Champion Say goodbye to beeping alarms and muzak to jump start your day. Masterminds Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu are changing the way we wake up. They have invented the Wake n' Bacon, an alarm clock that uses the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon to start your day. Yes, you can have breakfast in bed.
PS. This alarm clock does not come with a snooze feature. If you sleep too long your fire alarm will kick your lazy ass out of bed.
Nominated by shockwave50
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Filename: wakinbakin.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_bed.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_bacon.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_tray.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php
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WAKE n' BACON was voted MORE AWESOME than:
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         ROLLER DERBY
December 2008 Champion This has to be the most unique sport ever! I can't quite put my finger on it... roller skating, quarky fashion, maybe bowling league, www wrestling?...
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
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Filename: rollerderby_fall.jpgSource: Joe Rollerfan on flickr cc Url: http://flickr.com/photos/rollerfan/1538751982/ 
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Having been a fan and follower of this sport since 2004, I can say without any reservation that it is the most exciting, hard hitting, and awesome sport to watch. It's got something for just about everyone: amazing action, speed, hitting, strategy, beautiful women of all shapes and sizes, and it's totally DIY - almost universally skater owned and operated! Roller derby is the sporting incarnation of awesome itself!
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I don't really know why but I think this if the funniest and most awesome thing ever
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No need to ask why . . . AWESOME JUST IS!!!
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who the hell is this pinsir f@&got? Im pretty sure this kid actually takes it in the butt.
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just kidding pinsir
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Scyther 4evar
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hell yes!! roller derby is life!
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Oh, and fyi - I did a little research, and bacon can stay out for days because it is a 'cured meat'. So judge the Wake n Bacon not by the Botulism it creates!
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Bacon, well pork in general, is one of the worst meats for passing diseases to humans: the book of Leviticus is bang up-to-date when it comes to food hygeine. I'm not just talking heart disease due to the fat content, but skin parasites, cancer, and all sorts of nasty stuff.
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there is no better way to wake up the then to the smell of bacon
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Unless you're vegetarian.
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Wait, vegetarians can't even smell meat?
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Spoken like a true virgin.
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Except: to a beer maid.
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Rollerderby is here to stay!
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Roller Derby is the most awesomest of the awesome! I play this wpnderful sport and love everyday of it!
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