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Roller Derby
ROLLER DERBY
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
December 2008 Champion

This has to be the most unique sport ever! I can't quite put my finger on it... roller skating, quarky fashion, maybe bowling league, www wrestling?...

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Sasquatch
SASQUATCH
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
Special Selection October 08

Bigfoot.. where do we start? There are so many angles of the Bigfoot myth/legend that make it incredibly great. Very few really believe in Sasquatch, but even fewer would not be totally stoked if he did exist.

Perhaps Bigfoot's biggest accomplishment is that he has created an entire department of "science".  There are actually college professors, with PHD's that believe in him.  That's not something that can be said for Unicorns, Gryphons, or Dragons.  Stumbling into Sasquatch in the woods can be a hobby, a life long dream, a camper's nightmare, or hell, a career.

 

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Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/25/2009
Having been a fan and follower of this sport since 2004, I can say without any reservation that it is the most exciting, hard hitting, and awesome sport to watch. It's got something for just about everyone: amazing action, speed, hitting, strategy, beautiful women of all shapes and sizes, and it's totally DIY - almost universally skater owned and operated! Roller derby is the sporting incarnation of awesome itself! reply

Scorekeeper commented ( about this matchup ) on 9/2/2009
Roller Derby saved my life. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Scorekeeper on 9/2/2009
Another thing Roller Derby has to answer for. reply

Rank: Pepper Zahg
Zahg commented ( about this matchup ) on 9/2/2009
When I think of roller derby I can't help but remember those jerks at the skating rink when I was a kid who think they're ultra cool with their professional speed skating skills. sigh. reply

Dolla Billen replied to Zahg on 9/2/2009
There's a big difference though!!! In derby we believe anyone can do it and we are always willing to teach!! This sport is only going to continue to grow if we share the love of it! Sharing is caring!!! Lol!! Sorry I adore this sport!!! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Dolla Billen on 9/2/2009
The English language contains punctuation marks other than exclamation points. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 9/2/2009
You're Kidding!!!!! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about this matchup ) on 9/2/2009
The question is which legs have more hair? Those of the masculine testosterone-fuelled Roler-Derby ladies or those of Bigfoot? reply

Checkeredlass replied to Olav Rokne on 9/2/2009
Yes, those derby girls in their fishnets and short skirts must certainly be full of testosterone because regualr women can't possibly be aggressive without being manly. reply

Dolla Billen replied to on 9/2/2009
Um depends on the derby girl.... I've seen some pretty hair legs in this sport!! reply

Licks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/2/2009
hell yes!! roller derby is life! reply

tyraspanks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/30/2008
Rollerderby is here to stay! reply

Nawty Dee commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/27/2008
Roller Derby is the most awesomest of the awesome! I play this wpnderful sport and love everyday of it! reply


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