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President Obama
PRESIDENT OBAMA
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
5th Place January 09

Phenom.

Messiah.

Revolutionary.

Savior.

Superhero.

Barack Hussein Obama II will be sworn in to the United State presidency on January 20th, 2009.  He will be the first black president in the history of the United States, a country who's history began with 337 years of slavery.  He is a Harvard Graduate with a Juris Doctor magna cum laude (if you don't know what that is, just trust me, its awesome).  He went from state senator, to US Senator, to President of the United States in four years. What more could Barack possibly accomplish? 

Awesomeoff champion maybe??

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Roller Derby
ROLLER DERBY
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
December 2008 Champion

This has to be the most unique sport ever! I can't quite put my finger on it... roller skating, quarky fashion, maybe bowling league, www wrestling?...

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Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower commented ( about President Obama ) on 10/9/2009
The Nobel prize is just another way of saying President Obama is awesome. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/25/2009
Having been a fan and follower of this sport since 2004, I can say without any reservation that it is the most exciting, hard hitting, and awesome sport to watch. It's got something for just about everyone: amazing action, speed, hitting, strategy, beautiful women of all shapes and sizes, and it's totally DIY - almost universally skater owned and operated! Roller derby is the sporting incarnation of awesome itself! reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot commented ( about President Obama ) on 9/14/2009
Obama is so cool, he can be at two places at once! reply

Licks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/2/2009
hell yes!! roller derby is life! reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri commented ( about President Obama ) on 1/29/2009
Obama being on Awesomeoff has caused actual political debates= not awesome reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to onetwobri on 1/29/2009
Freerunning being on Awesomeoff has caused people to run around outside and try to learn how to do it (including me)= Very Awesome reply

Rank: Gomer I B Jammin
I B Jammin replied to onetwobri on 1/29/2009
Ok, so I had to try it, with 8 foot snow drifts in the yard, what could go wrong...... Aieeeeeeeeeeee............ 25 foot drop to 8 foot drift, and I missed the greenhouse......... In hospital.... doc is putting in metal rod in about 30 minutes.... Amputation could be next, I don't know. This really sucks. Obama is more awesome reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to I B Jammin on 1/29/2009
obviously metal rods put anywhere in your body is awesome. Trying to jump across a 25 foot drop on your first freerunning attempt... not so much. (also... when these pros freerun what they're doing is dangerous, not stupid) reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to onetwobri on 1/29/2009
p.s. I'm glad we're discussing this awesome-ly and not bringing ourselves down to the level of youtube comments. thanks for that. i do respect your opinion... just whole-heartily disagree. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to onetwobri on 1/30/2009
I'm glad you are keeping it civil too! Saves me from replacing more 'uck's with ***'s reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to on 1/29/2009
oh.. i meant political debates on Awesomeoff. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about President Obama ) on 1/16/2009
He's about the be PRESIDENT of the FREAKING USA...even though his middle name is HUSSEIN, his Dad was a Moslem AND was from Africa. Nothing can be awesomer. Nothing. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to the_mad_nader on 1/16/2009
Obama is fairly awesome. reply

havaham replied to on 1/26/2009
obama is not going to solve all of our problems, or all of the world's problems. no single individual has all of the answers. BUT obama is handsome, articulate, intelligent, has great charisma, an open mind, a really cool name, and an excellent foreign policy. he's exactly the kind of leader we need. yay! reply

tyraspanks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/30/2008
Rollerderby is here to stay! reply

Nawty Dee commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/27/2008
Roller Derby is the most awesomest of the awesome! I play this wpnderful sport and love everyday of it! reply


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