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Roller Derby
ROLLER DERBY
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
December 2008 Champion

This has to be the most unique sport ever! I can't quite put my finger on it... roller skating, quarky fashion, maybe bowling league, www wrestling?...

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Meat Suitcase
MEAT SUITCASE
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
Special Selection October 08

The Wurstkoffer seems to be famous on the web....and is helping Germany with it's image.  Handymen can be prepared for any job with this case loaded up. 

There appears to be a variety of versions of this photo, with and without nifty sales text.  As a vegetarian, I can not gaze upon this creation without a bit of disgust; but I can not deny its appeal.  

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Meat Suitcase was voted MORE AWESOME than:

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Tom Seleck's Stache


Meat Suitcase was voted LESS AWESOME than:

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Death Star


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Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


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Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 10/2/2009
Is Meat Suitcase related to Meat Loaf? reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Godbot on 10/2/2009
Not by blood, but possibly by marriage. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel replied to on 10/2/2009
Where does Meatwad fit into the lineage? reply

Rank: Schultz Metronomis
Metronomis replied to MediocreMarvel on 10/3/2009
Bastard offspring of a one night stand reply

Rank: Schultz Metronomis
Metronomis replied to on 10/3/2009
Bastard offspring of a one night stand reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/25/2009
Having been a fan and follower of this sport since 2004, I can say without any reservation that it is the most exciting, hard hitting, and awesome sport to watch. It's got something for just about everyone: amazing action, speed, hitting, strategy, beautiful women of all shapes and sizes, and it's totally DIY - almost universally skater owned and operated! Roller derby is the sporting incarnation of awesome itself! reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 9/7/2009
Top left. Looks like a turd. Turd meat, not awesome. Nuff said. reply

Licks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/2/2009
hell yes!! roller derby is life! reply

tyraspanks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/30/2008
Rollerderby is here to stay! reply

Nawty Dee commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/27/2008
Roller Derby is the most awesomest of the awesome! I play this wpnderful sport and love everyday of it! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 10/16/2008
The Wurstkoffer is KILLING all moustaches reply

Carmat Karu
Carmat Karu commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 10/14/2008
I like the before and after pairing, but the meat suitcase is so disturbing as to be the clear choice. reply


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