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Les Claypool
LES CLAYPOOL
Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Nominated by Frizzle The Farout
Special Selection August 09

Decades from now, when historians begin studying the development of the bass guitar in our generation, they will look to one man.  That man is Les Claypool.  Beginning with his 90’s jam band Primus, Les has played with a countless number of bands playing a multitude of instruments.  His bass selection ranges from an old family banjo strung up bass stylies, to his classic six-stringer, to a wooden hinge-like instrument Claypool may or may not have invented called the Whamola. Claypool's funky, creative playing style on the electric bass mixes finger-tapping, flamenco-like strumming, and slap techniques. He is a multi-instrumentalist, novelist, music producer, actor, film director, fly fisherman, and indeed an awesome dude.
 

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Roller Derby
ROLLER DERBY
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
December 2008 Champion

This has to be the most unique sport ever! I can't quite put my finger on it... roller skating, quarky fashion, maybe bowling league, www wrestling?...

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Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/25/2009
Having been a fan and follower of this sport since 2004, I can say without any reservation that it is the most exciting, hard hitting, and awesome sport to watch. It's got something for just about everyone: amazing action, speed, hitting, strategy, beautiful women of all shapes and sizes, and it's totally DIY - almost universally skater owned and operated! Roller derby is the sporting incarnation of awesome itself! reply

Licks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/2/2009
hell yes!! roller derby is life! reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout commented ( about Les Claypool ) on 8/21/2009
No bassist in history has ever been recorded slapping the strings of a bass guitar as fast as Claypool can. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Frizzle The Farout on 8/21/2009
Its been interesting to see how some musical entries get worked, and others take off. Seems to me Les Claypool does something that most people understand--he plays bass guitar. We know that that instrument does, what it is used for, what its general limitations are. When we see what he can do with a bass in his hand, it is undoubtedly awesome. Marilyn Manson pops up, and well, he's more of a freak personality than a mind bogglingly talented musician. He may stand for something, and some people may really respond to that, but being a symbol is apparently just not as awesome as exuding talent. Claypool is getting a lot of votes from me, because I simply can not believe he can play a bass like that. He's like Danny MacAskill with a guitar. reply

Rank: Schultz Kaapuetz
Kaapuetz replied to on 9/4/2009
Not even Victor Wooten? reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout commented ( about Les Claypool ) on 8/10/2009
After the death of Metallica's bassist Cliff Burton, Les Claypool auditioned for the empty space in the band. Claypool did not earn the spot because James Hetfield said quote "He was too good". reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to Frizzle The Farout on 8/10/2009
Hell yeah. If you're too good for Metallica, you must be some sort of godlike figure. reply

Rank: Klinger Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil replied to The McBoxman on 8/11/2009
not really, metalica in facts suck bigtimes. the only reason they a revered like gods is that their music went mainstream and a few of their songs were acceptable for mainstream radio-stations. Metalica has nothing on Megadeth or Iron Maiden. ( don't hate me i'm a troll! ) reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Yggdrasil on 8/11/2009
I actually agree. Metallica is a bunch of sellouts. They had one or two good albums, but then they kicked me off Napster, and I hate them for it. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The Dude on 8/11/2009
clearly an unbiased opinion. reply

tyraspanks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/30/2008
Rollerderby is here to stay! reply

Nawty Dee commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/27/2008
Roller Derby is the most awesomest of the awesome! I play this wpnderful sport and love everyday of it! reply


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