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Flying Spaghetti Monster
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
Special Selection February 09

Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, your Awesomeness!  Deity of unintelligent design. I forgive you, for tho created me not so perfect.  I know you only did this because you had a 'few too many'. Otherwise I'd have a noodly appendage too.  As you know us pastafarian—those who have been touched by your noodliness—feel with your direction we can embrace the latest pirate fashion and conquer global warming.   We Believe!

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Roller Derby
ROLLER DERBY
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
December 2008 Champion

This has to be the most unique sport ever! I can't quite put my finger on it... roller skating, quarky fashion, maybe bowling league, www wrestling?...

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Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/25/2009
Having been a fan and follower of this sport since 2004, I can say without any reservation that it is the most exciting, hard hitting, and awesome sport to watch. It's got something for just about everyone: amazing action, speed, hitting, strategy, beautiful women of all shapes and sizes, and it's totally DIY - almost universally skater owned and operated! Roller derby is the sporting incarnation of awesome itself! reply

Licks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/2/2009
hell yes!! roller derby is life! reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 9/2/2009
i believe reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/7/2009
FSM IS FREEKEN EPIC! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/6/2009
From Wikipedia: The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity thought up and designed as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. The FSM is the deity of the parody religion[1][2] The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,[3] founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson. Since the intelligent design movement used ambiguous references to an unspecified 'Intelligent Designer' to avoid court rulings prohibiting the teaching of creationism as a science, this presumably left open the possibility that any imaginable thing could fill that role. reply

Rank: Ermey Kid Indiana
Kid Indiana commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/6/2009
Isn't this a Church of the Subgenius related thingy? reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Kid Indiana on 2/6/2009
It isn't Church of the Subgenius at all. It's Pastafarianism. reply

Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal replied to Olav Rokne on 2/7/2009
lol pastafarianism reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to on 9/3/2009
I think you mean it's the Pastafari movement. reply

tyraspanks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/30/2008
Rollerderby is here to stay! reply

Nawty Dee commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/27/2008
Roller Derby is the most awesomest of the awesome! I play this wpnderful sport and love everyday of it! reply


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