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Extent of the Universe
EXTENT OF THE UNIVERSE
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
July 2009 Champion

AwesomeOff user 'Love of the Awesome' made this nomination. In his words:

The Universe, just try and imagine how big it is, just try, now that you have tried you know how awesome it really is, something so awesome the human brain can't fully realize how awesome it is...now that's awesome

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Extent of the Universe was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Venus Fly Traps


Theo Jansen's Art


General Lee 01


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


President Obama


The Hamburger Bed


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Banksy


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Praying Mantises


Lawn Mower Racing


Caffeine


Pirate Parts


Vectrex


The Recliner


Bonneville Salt Flats


Non-Newtonian Liquid


Literal Video Versions


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Greenpeace


Israel Kamakawiwo'ole


Israel Kamakawiwo'ole


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


MST3K


MST3K


Pizzazz


X-Ray Vision


Converse All Stars


Marilyn Monroe


Congress Ave Bridge Bats


Price is Right Wheel


Fireworks


Obama Ninja-Chops Fly


Tooth Fairy


Mark Twain


Les Claypool


Extent of the Universe was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Nikola Tesla


Aurora Borealis


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


Library of Congress


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Emperor Norton


Walking on the Moon

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Roller Derby
ROLLER DERBY
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
December 2008 Champion

This has to be the most unique sport ever! I can't quite put my finger on it... roller skating, quarky fashion, maybe bowling league, www wrestling?...

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Roller Derby was voted MORE AWESOME than:

BigDog Robot


Robocop on a Unicorn


Chewbacca


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Flux Capacitor


Fonzie Jumps The Shark


Chuck Norris Action Jeans


BeatBox Didgeridoo


General Lee 01


Caffeinated Soap


Bubb Rubb - Whistle Fan


Crop Circles


Porter Wagoner


Little Sidekicks


Navel Fluff Collection


Bacon Tuxedo


BigDog Robot


Keg Stands


Christmas Sweaters


Transformer Costumes


Red Lipped Batfish


Magic 8 Ball


Freerunning


Dwight K. Schrute


Miracle On Ice


The Hamburger Bed


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Badass Mountain Men


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


MST3K


Les Claypool


Roller Derby was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Sasquatch


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Cheese Rolling


Mentos and Diet Coke


Narwhals


President Obama


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Aurora Borealis


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Rollerman


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


Banksy


Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


Death Star


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Hunter S. Thompson


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon

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Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Extent of the Universe ) on 10/7/2009
Am I the only one who finds this one of the most boring Awesomeoff entries of all time? It basically amounts to "Infinite Distance" which can be a somewhat interesting concept to consider, but hardly deserving of a place the upper pantheon of Awesomnity. If you look at all the other Awesomeoff entries, they are people, things, or accomplishments. Infinite Distance is about as exciting as Perfect Roundness or Infinitely Repeating Numbers. Plus, shouldn't it at least be THE Extent of the Universe? That bothers me too. And don't even get me started on the fact that this entry's write-up is one of the worst run-on sentences I've ever read. It's practically an Infinite Distance Without Proper Punctuation. reply

Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Love of the Awesome replied to Thad B. Awesome on 10/7/2009
Haha, I found the description of my paragraph to be quite amusing. Point well taken. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to on 10/7/2009
Sounds like someone took a s*** in your cornflakes this morning, Thad. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to The Dude on 10/8/2009
If they did I would sooner vote for Shit on a Bowl of Cornflakes than for Extent of the Universe. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/25/2009
Having been a fan and follower of this sport since 2004, I can say without any reservation that it is the most exciting, hard hitting, and awesome sport to watch. It's got something for just about everyone: amazing action, speed, hitting, strategy, beautiful women of all shapes and sizes, and it's totally DIY - almost universally skater owned and operated! Roller derby is the sporting incarnation of awesome itself! reply

Licks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 9/2/2009
hell yes!! roller derby is life! reply

Rank: Klinger Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil commented ( about Extent of the Universe ) on 7/31/2009
Damn its awesome i mean awsomoff's are happening all thanks to that so called universe and its ridiculously far boundaries.. if they exist. Pretty darn awesome... its should be disqualified actually for unfair advantage. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Extent of the Universe ) on 7/21/2009
I'm just not feeling "Extent of the Universe" this month. It seems to abstract, and as far as abstract concepts go, it's not even the most awesome. I'd vote for simple "infinity" or the Greek "Logos" over Extent of the Universe. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to the_mad_nader on 7/30/2009
I have to say, this is shaping up to be the very first month where I just can't agree with the winner. I've got to vote for Wonka, because really I just don't see the awesomeness of "Extent of the Universe". Why not just nominate "Everything" or "Awesomeness itself"? It's just way too removed from the reality of anything humans can fully comprehend, and doesn't have that extra little "oomph" that would make it truly awesome - like the Greek "Logos" would have. I'm not trying to bash here, and I'm sorry if EofU is your type of awesome, but I find myself for the first time just going, "meh". Here's looking forward to August! reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi commented ( about Extent of the Universe ) on 7/10/2009
What does the guy with the pimples have to do with the Extent of the Universe? reply

Rank: Schultz OuterContact
OuterContact replied to Ghazi on 9/3/2009
His mind is being blown. Make sense? reply

tyraspanks commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/30/2008
Rollerderby is here to stay! reply

Nawty Dee commented ( about Roller Derby ) on 12/27/2008
Roller Derby is the most awesomest of the awesome! I play this wpnderful sport and love everyday of it! reply


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