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Indy's Whip
INDY'S WHIP
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Very handy. Perfect for crossing raging rivers, exiting tombs or making an impression on your foe.

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The Stig


Deja Vu


Ultra Slow Motion


Gong


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Tiesto


Che Guevara


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady


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Queen of the Mist


Troy Hurtubise's Inventions


Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Rasputin

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Rockin' Steady
ROCKIN' STEADY
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Holy Shit! This book is cool. Rockin' Steady was written by the famous basketball player Walt Frazier.   He gives the low down on how to play ball...but the book really is about the King of Cool and what it takes to be as cool as him. The book is loaded with informational diagrams and classic illustrations, like Wardrobe Stats and How to Catch a Fly.

Rockin' Steady includes important tips like: how to avoid baldness, because that would not be cool.  Walt tells every detail of his cool existence he includes: how to dry off; how he's decorated his bedroom with a circular bed and matching ceiling mirror; how he likes to keep his living room dark like a night club; that he smokes a cigar (but doesn't inhale) because the puff looks good with his outfits.

I recommend everyone heads out to the Library of Congress and spend the afternoon catching up on your cool. (It's there, I checked.)

PS  Cool (1974) = Awesome (2009)

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Rockin' Steady was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Unibrow


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Queen of the Mist


Troy Hurtubise's Inventions


Gong


The Viking Helmet


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Chindogu


Tiesto


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Rockin' Steady was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Che Guevara


Death Star


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Indy's Whip

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Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Rockin' Steady ) on 6/5/2009
Having trouble gauging awesomness. Can we get more example photos and/or excerpts? reply


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